“sex/love Is What Makes Us Human!” People When Then Realize Other Animals Do The Same:

“Appeal to a wider audience” is corporate lingo for “strip more themes from a piece of media so it’s safer and more sanitized for investors”

rhaegar x lyanna shippers explaining how elia actually would’ve been totally fine with her husband running off with a 15yr old because she wasn’t healthy enough to give him a third child that he wanted

Made the worst brownies ever created just now

This has caused great debate among my math friends so I think it needs tumblr's input

So y’all know the classic edge trope of “my blade cannot be sheathed until it has tasted blood”? What if a magic sword that has that requirement, except it’s sort of inverted. A sword that, instead of being inhabited by an evil spirit which once awakened cannot be lulled back to sleep except by blood sacrifice, was inhabited by a benevolent spirit who would not allow the sword to be drawn unless bloodshed were the only possible solution. A sword whose power could never be misused because it would only allow itself to be used in situations where it was justified. What about a Paladin who spends their entire journey fighting with a sheathed sword, incapacitating but never killing or maiming. The party believes that the Paladin has taken an oath of no killing, until they face the big villain. And it is in that moment, and that moment alone, that the sword will allow itself to be drawn.

Idk, this image set my mindwheels a-turning.

But do y’all see the vision?

Does anyone else ever think about how they sort of made a real life philosophers stone? Like, they decrypted the instructions and started to get red gems?

It haunts me some times