you wear white (and I’ll wear out the words I love you)
{sebastian vettel x fem!reader}
in which sebastian insists on following some wedding rules before you get married.
written for the kiss challenge - 🤍 milestone / wedding kiss; i also couldn’t let seb’s birthday pass without a fic!
warning: fem!receiving oral, multiple orgasms, overstimulation, slight hints of squirting.
He’s not supposed to see you in your wedding dress, so he wears a bandana over his eyes - one he repurposes from his racing days. It’s knotted securely at the back, sitting squarely atop his curls that have been somewhat tamed for the occasion. He knocks gently on the door, and peeks his head in, making you giggle.
“Seb,” you chide, “you’re not supposed to see me now. It’s bad luck.”
He points to his bandana, waving his hands haphazardly as if to illustrate his point. “I’m not seeing you, liebe. But I wanted to check in to see if you’re okay. That you’ve not run away. Again.”
You laugh, drawing him into the room by his sleeve. “When have I ever run away from you, Seb?”
He holds up fingers as he counts. “Well the first time I asked you to marry me, you turned the brightest shade of red and took off running in the opposite direction-”
You click your tongue at him lightly. “We were six. And you did it in front of the whole damn class - I wanted to die, Seb.”
He grins, as if cherishing the memory. “Oh but I knew then, didn’t I? Six year old me was gunning for us even then. Or… okay, what about that time you hid in my closet and refused to come out?”
You squeak, feeling the mortification creep back in. “Your parents weren’t supposed to be home! Christ. I swear they knew though. I had to climb out through the back window. Almost broke a leg because you thought it was a good idea to leave school early and make out in your bedroom.”
He chuckles, and comes closer now, his hands instinctively finding your waist. “Or what about last night, hm?” His voice dips low, and your skin tingles from the slight rasp you can hear in it. “Was trying to make you feel good, but all you did was squirm away each time.”
Your cheeks flush hot now. Last night had been a whirlwind. You’d been nervous - not nervous to marry him, of course - of that you were so certain. But there was just this profoundly unsettling feeling inside you, this whole stretch of a lifetime commitment that made you want to throw up. You’d second-guessed everything - whether you were too young to marry - too impulsive - whether it was you that Seb really truly wanted, or whether he’d eventually grow bored with you - whether love could really last an entire lifetime, rather than fizzle away like you’d always seen in every other relationship you’d ever known.
Seb had just held your hand and listened. He’d understood entirely. “I don’t care about getting married,” he’d said, with a levity that surprised you.
When you’d raised your eyebrows at him, he’d offered quietly, “it’s just a piece of paper, liebe. It doesn’t change what I feel for you, or how I want you in ways I can’t even explain. Do you understand?” He’d touched your face, brushing your cheek tenderly with his thumb - a gesture so loving that you couldn’t mistake the affection contained within him for you. “I couldn’t… you couldn’t ever be found lacking in my eyes, sweetheart. I love all of you. Every bit. New. Old. The ugly and the beautiful - every part. I love it all.”
It’d been the sweetest thing you’d ever heard, and it made you want to cry even more. Instead you’d kissed him and held his face in your palms, whispering how much you needed him, and wanted him, and he’d given in and growled, rolling on top of you and putting his hands along the delicate parts of you that ached for him.
He was adamant in getting you off, latching his mouth between your legs and keeping his hands on your hips. “So good for me, liebe,” he’d murmured, calling you his favourite term of endearment these days - love - between filthy swipes of his tongue, as you came with the combination of his fingers and mouth working you into a boneless mess. But he wasn’t done yet. He’d continued to suck at your clit, fingers searching inside for your gspot until you’d bucked up into his touch and he’d groaned, as if he were the one that was being catapulted into a second orgasm. You’d called out his name until it’d echoed off the walls, and he’d been pleased with that, pulling his face away. You stared, fascinated by the glistening wetness of his beard, the mischievous, pleased look on his face.
You’d pulled him up to you, wanting to be face to face, but he’d been unrelenting - content to stay between your legs to lick up all the mess you’d made. You’d been so sensitive already, so your thighs shook when his tongue pressed along your slick folds, eventually finding its way inside you again, his thumb circling over your swollen clit and you’d cried out and shifted away, certain that it was too much stimulation, that you couldn’t possibly come again, but he’d known you could take it, of course.
“You still got one more in you, liebe,” he’d said as he kissed your thigh, and brought his mouth back to your cunt, until you were sliding fingers into his hair, wrestling against the feel of how good his mouth was, writhing, begging him please. The third orgasm that hits feels almost blindingly good - you have to shove his face away so that you can recover from the onslaught. You’re rendered speechless, just endless shivers into the sheets and guttural, broken sounds.
He’d let you lay in a boneless heap in the bed, the sheets under you wet. Seb had stood up, adjusted himself in his pants, where he’d been hard, and it looked almost painful. “Seb,” you’d said, reaching for him, “take off your-”
He’d given you a lopsided smile. “Sorry, darling. Heard it’s bad luck to fuck before a wedding.”
You sputter with indignation. “But I… you…” your eyes drag all over the (surely uncomfortable) bulge in his pants. “Seb… I want to-”
He’d merely leaned over for a chaste kiss on your cheek and a wink. “You better rest, liebe. You’re getting married tomorrow, after all.”
The delicious memory of last night is still fresh in your mind, and your heart swells with so much fondness for your groom standing in front of you now, bandana over his eyes. “How are you feeling, sweetheart,” he asks, the worry evident beneath the trace of teasing in his voice.
“I’m fine,” you reassure him, unable to resist taking one of his hands in yours and squeezing it. “No cold feet, I promise.”
Seb’s smile lights up the whole room at your touch, and he looks so perfectly handsome in his suit that you can’t help it - you pull him close until your lips touch his. “I love you, Seb.”
He doesn’t hesitate to murmur it back to you, the words a searing promise of eternity. Seb’s lips are unexpectedly soft, and his surprised noise when you kiss him is everything. He melts into the kiss, his hands slipping from yours so he can hold your face to kiss you even deeper. More than any rings or vows - the kiss feels weighty, binding you to him without end, filling you with an assurance that you’re doing the right thing - that he’s always been the right one for you.
You could kiss him forever, if not for the ceremony awaiting the two of you. He makes a disappointed sound when you pull away, not willing to ruin your lipstick.
“Is that allowed?” He grins cheekily, as if there were a wedding rule book that he’d wanted to follow to the letter. “Is this kiss not bad luck as well?”
You laugh, unable to resist tearing off his bandana to look into his beautiful eyes for the first time all day. He blinks, mouth agape in mock horror, unable to resist letting his eyes trail all over the sight of you in your wedding dress. He wants to say something, but he’s struck dumb by how beautiful you look, and so you pull him back for another kiss - wedding rules and all superstitions be damned.
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I’ve wanted to write a wedding!Seb fic for the longest time and it finally materialised here, and on his birthday too. Thank you @percervall for giving me a chance to write about Seb like this: exploring the anxieties of a lifelong commitment. and of course I couldn’t resist putting in some fem!receiving oral because what else do i write honestly.
In case you didn’t realise - yeah this is still your girl ivy, writing filth. I’ve just changed my @!
love, ives {previously kostasstsimikass} 💛
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baby trapper wilson... oh i'm unwell, oh take me to the hospital
you're wilson's pretty young thing. you're the arm candy he carries around, the kind of girl that gets stared at wherever she goes. and he's him, he's the sweetest man ever, the most caring, gentle, kind man you've ever dated. you're young and naive and he's divorced thrice, that's not lost on him. or you. but you like it, you like that he's older. but for how much longer? how much longer will you let him subliminally make all your decisions? even when you think you want something, you scarcely realize that he's the one who put the idea there in the first place. you're so fucking naive, so fucking stupid, he thinks sometimes. and he loves it. you don't talk taxes or bills or medicine or divorces. he likes that. you talk about inconsequential things that you'll grow out of a month or two later. he's always afraid he's one of them. he's so afraid of you growing up or changing or anything because he knows deep down that he's alone at his big age and you've got the whole world wanting you, if only you stopped seeing him, if only you stepped outside to the world he's shielding you from.
it starts that way. it starts with that fear.
that's why he doesn't let you take birth control. he strictly advises against it, purely his medical opinion of course. he'll wear a condom, he doesn't want your hormones to be so imbalanced, that's dangerous. and god forbid your taste in men changes and suddenly you feel stupid for wanting this old man as much as you do. so you shouldn't take pills. and iuds are too scary. he pledges to always wear a rubber, for your sake and his. you don't doubt him once. why would you? james wilson, doctor james wilson, is the most responsible, sensible and well adjusted man you've met. you trust him, always, to be good to you and only want the best for you. so you agree, and he tells you that he loves you. because he does, the guilt is caught like rheum in the back of his throat.
you're all over him, giddy at his touch and so wet and pliable under him and he knows you're ovulating. even if he wasn't tracking your cycle, he saw you were in your best mood. so hungry for him, and he intended to give you exactly what you wanted. but to break the promise he made, the one he never intended to keep, he had to make you cum as many times as possible. till you became a weak puddle of desire and need. till you became incapable of responsibility. he devours you. his tongue and fingers work tirelessly to bring his plan into fruition. he's fucking you like he knows he'll be missing out on nine months of this. and you're begging him to be inside you, fill you up. it's till you're tugging at his hair and pleading inside, please james, inside... me till he thinks you're ready. or he is.
he kisses you, tasting of you, smelling like you. you taste like nothing, just yourself; clean, pure, just the way he likes you. his tip ghosts your entrance and you're quick to buck your hips to meet his. that is, until god knows who reminds you to be responsible. you gesture at the drawer next to the king sized bed. you don't trust yourself to be coherent. wilson sighs, it's the silent kind of sigh he does when he knows his patient is dying or house is going to do something stupid and reckless. for a moment there he really hoped it would've been that easy.
he began rubbing circles on your clit. you looked away teary eyes, overstimulated, overwhelmed. you pleaded, you begged. he shushed you, he shushed you like a crying child. he placed small, soft kisses on your body, almost as if he was afraid. he opened the drawer, took out a condom. he tore the wrapper and watched you exhale, relieved. you spread your legs instinctively at the sound.
wilson enters you, bare. and fast. so you don't dwell on the feeling of his tip for too long. his hands run along your sides to soothe you, as him. his head falls forward at the sensation of your tight, spasming cunt and he sees reason in doing this all over again. his forehead touches yours. it's all so tender, you think, all so sweet and beautiful like james himself. you open your eyes to look at him. his graying hair sticks to his forehead, glued by the sweat. there's a sheen around his mouth from where it once was. he has these fine wrinkles that seem more prominent in the low light. he has those rough, experienced hands that hold you in place, because you need to be held in place. you need to be pinned down where you belong because you're restless and young and hungry for more more more. you touched his hair, his cheeks, his face, his lips. all of it.
"i love you," you told him, your voice small.
and that fear dissipated into the steamy, sex-smelling air. it was his fucked up way of thinking you wanted this. his strokes were deep, hard and punctuated with grunts, just the way you liked. he took things slow, promising to make you feel every inch of him. you clenched around him in that painfully delicious way that made him cum in minutes. he muttered a string of profanities.
he looked down at your messy, glistening cunt and thought, this is what it will look like. this is the sight he'll see in a few seconds when he fills you up and lets it drip out of you. he lets his eyes rake over the rest of you, all changed and plump in due time. and then he'll have you, he'll have baby wilson and all the people in the hospital to brag to. he'll take you wherever he goes, conferences, talks, medical stuff you never had to attended before. he imagines being seen with you and your creation in the hotel lobbies. "doctor james wilson," he'll introduce "and my wife." he'll say with a loving, doting smile. it could all be so perfect and sappy and comforting.
his hand now pressed your thighs into a gruelling mating press. he had to go as deep as he could. he was close, he could feel it. his paced switched from slow caresses to hard smacks. your body pained in this new position for a while, but you liked it so very much. you arched your back, you moaned so loud the walls reverberated them back to you. god, he fucked so good when he wanted to. you wonder why he never pushed you this far before.
"i'm gonna cum. baby, i'm gonna cum." he left inside you unspoken.
you nodded, feeling yourself close for the hundredth time today. his cusses turned into i love you's. he threw his head back, his hot, white seed spurred inside you. comfortably. like that was where it belonged anyway. you came seconds later, on the verge of passing out. he stayed perfectly still inside you. he exhaled, almost like a sigh. he couldn't pull out of you, not until he's sure you're going to get pregnant.
your lips utter a silent thank you, almost like a prayer. wilson shakes his head, telling you there's no need. he kisses you on the cheek before finally pulling out. you fall asleep in seconds. so peaceful, so oblivious.
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Control! Your! Self! - James Wilson
Summary: House knows you (a frathouse’s sweetheart and his favourite patient) have been hooking up with Wilson, despite Wilson’s constant denying. But, he just knows a way to make his friend crack—your sororities fundraiser.
Includes: Readers Nickname is Aelia, (Reader is 28ish), FratSweetheart!Reader, FWB, Nearly Getting Caught, Workplace Sex, Car Wash, Wilson Gets Flustered, Hilson (If You Squint), House Sorts of Gets Off Watching Wilson Get Off? Wilson Pops a Boner!
The bi-weekly checkups (that were scheduled to end months ago) with House since your knee surgery, always ended up with you in James Wilson’s office, the blinds pulled tightly shut and a hefty armchair pressed up against the door.
Wilson’s warm and veiny hands caressed the smooth crescent of your waist, squeezing at the fat of your hips whilst his bucked into yours painfully (but pleasurably) slow as you sat on his desk.
Your connected lips stifled each of your desperate moans, having to keep quiet as Wilson’s doctors and interns walked past his office, unbeware of the Head of Oncology’s absence.
Gosh was it hard.
Ankles crossed around his waist, you’re gripping the hair at the back of Wilson’s neck, fingers coiling around the chocolate waves. You tug every so often, eliciting a hearty guttural groan from the man above you, setting your skin on fire.
Forcing his cock all the way inside of you, tightening your hold around his body, Wilson lets out a deep whine, letting his head drop to rest between your bare collarbones.
“You’ve got to give me some sort of warning… what if House were to walk by and hear that?” Wilson hisses, his index finger tracing below your belly button, it tickled.
“You’re always bringing up House, I’d rather you didn’t with your dick inside me.” You giggled, pecking his lips and shuffling your body closer to the desks edge.
Pressing down on your abdomen, Wilson can feel himself in your stomach, rearranging your insides. His balls tighten, knowing you can take all of him inside your heavenly tight pussy.
“He’s ever-consuming…” he whined as you bite a sensitive spot on his neck, lapping your tongue over it to soothe the bruise, “… just like your pussy, my god.”
Ogling down at where your hips lay flush, Wilson feels tears tickling at his waterline, the sight of your walls inviting his length in never gets old.
The desk begins to rattle, Wilson’s impending orgasm creeping up at him at the sight of you under him.
Your fingers rub at your clit in circles, bottom lip tugged between your teeth and your gorgeous eyes curtained through closed lids—you felt like you were ascending.
Like ecstasy was coursing through your veins, your supplier being Wilson’s raw and passionate thrusts.
“Fuck, James. I’m so close…” trembled past your parted lips, heavy breathes brushing against his bushy eyebrows that are pulled together in deep concentration.
Looking into your eyes, Wilson nods his head frantically, “Good girl, come undone for me.” He ordered and you did.
Your orgasm came in red hot, causing you to shudder and clench around Wilson—who was so close too.
He groaned like he was in psychical pain as you rolled your hips onto his, to be honest he was in pain, he needed the sweet relief of coming soon.
Lifting your hips up as pure bliss came over you like a thick blanket, sweat beads painting your hairline, your toes clenched and your spine tingled as you finally came down from your high.
“Such a gorgeous girl, I’m so lucky.” Wilson said, cradling your face in his large palms, thumb rubbing over the apple of your cheek.
“Fucking me so good I might just make you mine.” your fucked our mind spoke for you, gazing at the doctor under hooded lids.
“Yeah?” Your pussy seemed to tighten again (somehow) and Wilson’s eyes rolled into the back of his head as he mumbled incoherent nonsense.
“Mhmm, take you back to the frat house, show you off to the boys.” Wilson whimpered as pre-cum drizzled inside of you. “They’ll be so jealous, they all want me but I’m devoted to you, only.
“Imagine House’s face when he walks in on us in your apartment, looking so innocent sat on your lap watching ‘Tivo’, not realising you’re balls deep in me.”
Your dirtiest fantasies tip Wilson over the age, he cums staring into your eyes. His eyes gloss over with pure pleasure, his lazy eye (that you absolutely adore) turns in slightly when he moans.
As his hips jerk, balls pressing against your ass trying to shove his cock as deep as possible, you smile at each other through the haze of your orgasms.
Pulling out, a mix of both of your fluids seep out onto the desk, “Look at that, got me cumming so hard, baby.” You purred.
“And a lot, I think you might need to get checked out.” He tutted, spreading your folds, ogling at your soppy pussy.
If you had been any less sensitive, his mouth would’ve been lapping at your wetness immediately; that was too cruel though, he’d barely touched you and you were already twitching,
“Really, that much? You know any good gyno’s?”
Running his tongue over his teeth, Wilson nodded, “I’d say I’m pretty seasoned in that area, you could always come to me. You might need daily check-up, sweetie.”
Laughing, you slapped his hands away from your core, “But I thought you were an oncologist?”
“Who says a man can’t do both?” Grinning, he softly kissed your neck up to your jawline.
Scooping the mixture with your finger, you commanded Wilson to open up. Sticking your finger down his throat, Wilson suckles on your flesh before pulling off with a pop!
“You’re good, too good. Where’d you study?” You tease, leaning on your forearms against some of Wilson’s papers whilst he cleaned your wetness up with a tower (that he’d brought from home, knowing you had an appointment with House that day).
“I’m a Doctor, Aelia, I know all about anatomy.” He shrugged with a toothy grin, chucking the towel into an empty drawer.
Pulling his boxers over his hips and buttoning his slacks up (biting his tongue when the fabric brushed harshly against his worn out cock), he sat back in his leather chair, patting his thighs.
Eagerly dropping yourself into his lap after shuffling your tight shorts back on, you pressed a tender kiss to his Adam’s apple and then his cheek.
“I’m also a married man, twice divorced. I know how to please a woman.”
“You sure do, Peepaw.” Gasping, Wilson tickled your sides, ripping an almighty giggle from your throat.
Unbeknownst to you, a certain Head of Diagnostics, hobbled by. After trying to escape from Cuddy who was adamant on forcing clinic hours on the doctor.
He also was going to steal Wilson’s lunch, ergo why he stopped right outside.
House’s ears perked up at the sound of sweet giggles. Sure, Wilson had a nice laugh, but it was never that high-pitched.
And then, when he tried to burst in but was blocked by a heavy force pushing against the door, he knew something was up.
Eyes wide, you watched in shock as the handle to Wilson’s office rattled furiously. Facing the oncologist, he squeezed your hips and lifted you up onto your feet.
Passing you your little handbag and sweater you arrived in, he motioned towards the large windows adjacent to his desk.
Furrowing your eyebrows you shook your head rapidly, there was no way you were jumping out of that into the bushes below—you had dignity!
Tilting his head tentatively, Wilson clasped his hands together in a begging motion. “One minute House, the doorknobs going to fall off if you shake it any harder!”
“Another knobs going to be removed if you don’t let me in here, now!” House shouted, banging his fists on the wooden door.
Sighing deeply, running a shaky hand through his hair, Wilson rushed over to you and directed you towards the open window. He hushed you as you began to retaliate.
“Please just do it, I’ll stop by later and make it up to you.” Wilson promised, tucking a strand of hair behind your ear, tracing the back of his finger along your cheek.
“You fucking better James Wilson. I’ll tell one of the frat boys to let you in.” Straddling the window ledge, Wilson gave you a pitied look and you rolled your eyes playfully.
Leaving him with a linger peck on the lips, you slid out of his office and landed on the soft grass—thank God he was situated on the bottom floor.
Otherwise you’d have no more legs for him to make weak.
Slicking his frizzy hair down, Wilson pushed the chair away from the door, allowing House to barge in like it was his own office.
He didn’t say a word as he leant on his cane, narrow his eyes, scanning the room for anything suspicious. He stopped when he reached the open window, the blinds fluttered in the Summer breeze, almost too much.
“Somethings fishy here…” House decides, plopping into Wilson’s chair and rifling through a draw pulling out a plastic container—his lunch.
Hiding his chuckle behind a cough, Wilson picked up the messy files that he was reading before you had strutted in. Legs for miles on full display, nipples perked that pierced through the hoodie—safe to say, he had gotten a little distracted.
“I’m not entirely sure Aelia would be too pleased with that statement…” he mumbled under his breath.
“What was that?”, “Nothing.”
“No, I mean what is that?” House’s nose scrunches up, not in disgust, but in confusion.
Jutting his bottom lip out, too confused, Wilson turns and is greeted to a discarded blue lace bra, hanging off a picture frame. Oh.
That must’ve been hanging there since your entrance. Flung off and forgotten about in the midst of a passionate make out session, before Wilson received a soul sucking blowjob that left his teeth chattering.
Heart dropping to his stomach, Wilson reaches out to snatch at the bra, shoving it down his trousers, “There are the sneaky things.”
“Have you started wearing ladies lingerie, Wilson? Was part of the special dessert you were making for us tonight?”
Running a stress hand over his face, Wilson had to think fast, “No, those are my wife’s. Well they were until they went missing. Don’t know how they’ve ended up… there…”
“Can’t of been your wife’s, wayyy too big to be hers.” Wilson glares at House, whose face scrunched up in a devious beam.
Dropping the smile immediately, House began to poke at a cupboard with his cane.
“Aelia, I know you’re in there, come out. You’re busted.”
Scratching his head awkwardly, Wilson stuck his bottom lip up and shrugged, “She’s not in there, I haven’t seen her since her last checkup.”
Huffing, House shook his head and rolled his eyes sassily—like a deranged teenage girl—tutting at his best friend’s serious expression as he opened the cupboard door.
“I can assure you. Why would she be in my cupboard anyway?”
“Because, my dear friend… I have eyes and ears. You’re hooking up with my patient!” chewing on his lip, Wilson placed his hands on his hips and whispered.
“You’re right…”
Eyes widening, lips curling upwards ever so slightly, House’s voice dropped an octave, “You are?”
“No.” Wilson deadpanned, shuffling through his files and placing them neatly on his desk, grabbing a pen to sign off some patients further-going treatment.
“That’s it.” House banged his stick on the carpeted floor (for dramatic effect), Wilson raised an inquisitive eyebrow. “If you’re not going to tell me, I’m going to weasel it out of you.”
Pulling a rumpled flyer out of his blazer pocket, slamming it down in front of Wilson on the desk. Grumbling (because he now actually had work to do), Wilson unenthusiastically pickled the paper up, pinching the corners with his thumb and index finger.
“Sorority Fundraiser?” Wilson questioned, flicking the leaflet over, he was greeted with a group photo of a nearby sorority.
His eyes immediately gravitated to you, you were so much prettier than the others, a large cheesy smile gracing your features, sticking your tongue out cheekily, long hair cascading down your back as you leant your head against a friend’s.
The throbbing in his trousers he was so familiar with that day returned too, scoping your outfit; a bralette with tiny denim shorts.
“No… House, please.” Wilson pleaded, folding the leaflet over and shoving it into a drawer (the one with the sticky towel hidden in) for later use. “How’d you even get this, because I know Aelia wouldn’t invite you to this.”
“‘Course not, that’s like inviting your uncle to your strip show. I nabbed it off the Aussie Ken-doll, Aelia had slipped it to him before her check-up.”
Heat stirred in Wilson’s belly at the revelation, he was fired up with jealousy; why would you invite Chase and not him?
He must’ve been speaking his thoughts aloud as House tsked. “Maybe she needs someone less pre-historic?”
Chomping into (what was Wilson’s lunch) the bell-pepper with spicy rice and cherry tomatoes, House crunched onto a tomato, purposefully sending seeds flying all over Wilson’s clean shirt
Pulling into the car-park outside the sorority house, a crowd of girls circled House’s beaten down Dodge Dynasty.
Their tits squished together and pushed up through their tight bra’s, skin partially covered in soapy bubbles that overflowed from nearby buckets.
Hair tied back with multi-coloured scrunchies, lips pouty as they seductively rinsed sponges off over their collarbones—it was like a scene straight out of a 80’s porno.
Wilson had never seen his best friend’s grin so wide as a college student knocked on the window, House’s fingers trembled, placing a crisp 20 dollar bill in the girl’s palm.
“Girls look! It’s that hot doctor.” A close friend of yours, Estella; a bubbly girl whose wild curls matched her personality; shrieked from across the parking lot.
Pointing a manicured finger in Wilson’s direction, House swivelled to face the oncologist incredulously, who was slowly sinking further into the passenger seat, hands pressed firmly over his eyes.
“My, my would you look at that! You’re like a ol’ regular around here, you perv.” House nudged Wilson’s side.
Resting his forearm on the windowsill, House whispered something to one of your sorority sisters, handing them another 20 bucks before they hurried off towards another car.
“W-what did you do? 40 bucks, House that’s insane!” Wilson babbled, loosening his tie from around his neck that seemed to be suffocating him.
Dismissing him with a wave of his hand, House leaned back in his seat, slowly raising his sunglasses over his eyes.
“Paid a little extra for a select cleaner, and what’s the harm? It’s for the greater good of society.”
“I’m not sure practically prostituting these sorority girls for your sick entertainment is for the ‘greater good’, House.” Wilson scoffed.
“Hah, don’t lie. You’ll love it!”
That’s when you come skipping over, sporting a string bikini, tied loosely in bows at your hip, and… god does Wilson hate when House is right.
“Woah…” House voices Wilson’s thoughts, eyes trained on you as wiggle your hips in excitement at Tina (who was now wafting herself with the 2 20 dollar bills), beaming at the hot doctor’s special request.
Winking at your friends, they all wiggle their eyebrows towards each other, going back to cleaning the other cars to keep the other men waiting patiently with their tongues hanging out entertained.
Wrapping your finger against Wilson’s window, chewing on your bottom lip to hide your knowing smile, he smiled back weakly.
“Well morning, James.” You giggle after House rolled the window down, leaning into the car and purposefully pushing your tits together into the doctors face.
He can House stifle a snort beside him, “Ah! Aelia, fancy see you here.”
“Likewise, doctor and… other doctor.” You wave at House who waves back, body shuddering with laughter at Wilson, who was not-so discreetly averting his gaze from your breasts to your face every micro-second.
“We’re just in great need of a thorough wash, nice and soapy.” House drawls.
Quirking an eyebrow at Wilson, his face is steaming hot and you can tell he’s mortified. He’s sweating through his t-shirt and sporting a growing bulge in his trousers, something you’re now all so familiar with.
“I see, anything for my favourite doctors.”
As you move with purpose over to a discarded bucket of water and soap, Wilson slams the window switch and groans at House’s laughter.
“I get this is a whole thing to stitch me up, but this is plain humiliating, House!” He seethes, chest rising and falling dramatically as he catches a glimpse of you.
Leaning over to pick a sponge up, giving him a perfect outline of your sodden bikini bottoms, he lets out a shaky breathe.
“See, this is what happens when you don’t tell your old man things.” House shrugs, “I could get used to this you know.”
He adds, leaning against his hands, leaning into the drivers seat, watching his favourite client begin to scrub at the bonnet of his car.
Wilson grits his teeth in frustration, but his jaw falls slack when you make eye contact. When you tilt your head tentatively at him, flicking your braids sending them cascading over your shoulder, careful not to graze them with the soapy water, Wilson knows he’s a goner.
Pulling his right leg to his chest, he tries to hide his impossibly hard erection from his best friend, who stares at him like he’s insane.
“What are you doing?” House questions, fussing with Wilson’s knee to push it back down but he’s met with a whole body’s worth of force.
“Oh.”
“Yeah.” Wilson responds, squinting as he tries to find your blurry figure through the windshield, now covered in soapy water that you’d thrown onto the car.
“So you admit it?”
“Admit what?” Wilson sighs deeply, carefully palming himself through his trousers, praying House can’t see his desperate actions.
“That’s you two are… hooking up, having sexual intercourse, riding the flagpole? Fucking, shagging, doing the devil’s tango, indulging in a bit of hanky panky—“
“God, alright! Jesus House.” Wilson covers his ears with his hands, face scrunching up in disgust at his friend’s words, “We’re hooking up.”
Placing his foot back down on the mat, exposing his covered erection, House whistled lowly and scoffs. “My goodness, you hiding one of my canes down there?”
Groaning, tugging at the roots of his hair, Wilson pleads, “Not now, what am I supposed to do?”
“I say just rub one out here, no one will notice. It’ll match in with the soap Aelias using anyway.” House shrugs, the outside world would never know considering the car was covered in a thick layer of bubbles.
“Anyways, I’d dig it.”
I wrote the entire end of this in one go and Tumblr didn’t save it, so it’s extremely rushed I apologise 😭
I can’t fix him but I could fuck him.
I bet with seb, baby leclerc wouldn't (or wouldn't be able to) keep him as a secret for so long. The girl is obssesed with him and the man kisses the ground she walks on, they're just so smitten to each other. But I wonder whether in this case, seb has children or not because if he does — like imagine the whole family is obsessed with her too😭🥹 seb children be like “can we have her live with us” and seb was all like “id like that to happen too”
🫣🫣🫣 i mean, their age gap is alr quite significant and if seb already has a baby, the baby would have to be around five to balance out the age gap... but!! dilf seb is very hard to resist so,, maybe 😩😩😩
"i don't wanna go." his daughter stubbornly looks away from him, squirming to get away from his opened arms and deeper into your embrace. she practically looked at him like he was her long time enemy, and she sought refuge into your arms.
"schatz, we had an agreement." sebastian continued to coax his girl, who was undeniably besotted by you— disinterested in leaving your house, and you altogether. "you said you'd be good, and listen to papa. we need to go home now, y/n has things to do." his voice was tinged with helplesness, now very familiar with this dance as they've shared the same stalemate dozens of times until—
his daughter sniffles. your heart practically melted into a puddle, and you couldn't help but hug her tighter to you. as if sharing her same fear that you will be separated.
"chéri," you look up at sebastian, grasping his hand. "i can reschedule. we can stay in, and watch more tangled, and cuddle." you utter softly.
"you keep spoiling her, baby." sebastian has hints of exasperation in his tone, but the smile creeping on his face betrayed him as he leans down to press a long kiss on your lips.
"i barely see her anymore, i should have cleared my schedule as early as yesterday." you murmur, resting your cheek on the top of her head as she giggles in delight, now as familiar with this dance to know she's won the negotiations once more.
sebastian laughs, pressing a kiss to both your head as he stands up to grab the remote and replenish the snacks.
"you should live with us! so we don't have to be apart! we can hang out everydayyyyy!"
you laugh at her enthusiastic prattle, looking up at her smug father who's been tirelessly convincing you of pretty much, the same thing.
"work those eyes shatz, so we'd have her living with us by the end of the month!"
bbg is serving cunt
Mika Häkkinen and the f1 soft boi era ✨️