Just Rewatched The Hobbit Trilogy Again So Here’s Some Shitty Memes

best relationship advice i could give thorin: refrain from talking

https://twitter.com/tamoorh/status/1566255672571809794?t=x5sE0Z3H7d7L0mdGFArbSA&s=19

This is Money Snake. She only appears every 312 years. 

If you reblog her picture within the next twenty-five seconds you will have good luck and fortune for the rest of your life. 

captain mactavish outside the bar: *lighting a cigarette* "when i graduated high school you were 13 isnt that weird"

riley, so drunk he cant stand straight: "can yuo put that out on me"

Bitches: mad about Rings of Power's Galadriel not being serene and wise at all times.

Me, an enlightened bitch:

I feel like we don't talk enough about the fact that all but three of the dwarves in the company of Thorin Oakenshield are directly related.

Bifur, Bombur, Bofur, and Bilbo are just tagging along on the worst family road trip of all time.

Simon would definitely use “don’t bite the hand that fingers you” unironically

horrific and he'll say it in polite company too. now ya neighbor knows you're getting finger fucked on a lazy tuesday. (as if they can't hear ya while it happens.)

I would like to announce that new people are indeed coming to Tumblr

I am one

Here I am

~Tadah~

inspired by this!!

Soap is a pitbull, and no im not taking any criticism on this fact ty <3

Boxer!Simon Riley thoughts 🤤

To be perfectly honest Anon, I think Boxers are too goofy for Ghost. I imagine he'd be a better German Shepherd (a bit cliche but yea) or a Kangal Shepherd, idk something big and like a protective/security dog if that makes sense?

I think Soap would be more of a Boxer. Idk, tbh I haven't put much thought into the 141 as animals, but I can see Johhny as a Boxer, Ghost as a Kengal, Gas as an Austrailian Shepherd, and maybe Price as a Rottie? Idk I'm rethinking this as I type it