They're Fooling Around Drunk, Simon's Hand Stroking The Scotsman's Cock As His Other Hand Holds Him Firmly

Only a matter of time before Bilbo snapped…

I also know one of those fanfics technically happens in the afterlife and Bilbo just bonks him for the emotional turmoil. 

I felt this on a PERSONAL level tbh

frodoiii from the perspective of sams lovin eyes

The canon carrock scene dont @ me

Someone sedate me. I finally got around to making art of these two.

I drew these a year ago but I just made a Tumblr so it's time to spam my obsession sorry in advance

going absolutely hogshit feral over Thranduil being a loved and popular king. like he parties with his subjects and they love it. he’s like the Cool Dad Of Mirkwood. little kids give him flowers and he tucks them gently into his crown. birds land on his crown. his soldiers and subjects love him. he may seem isolationist, cold, feral and strange to outsiders but to his subjects. he’s a Father Figure

You can change that in the settings <3

oh my god, people can see the shit i like.

Every time I think I’m out of my lotr phase I hear the beginning of the bridge of kazhad dum and immediately get thrown back into the trenches

Soaps “let me finish him” is demonic

There is something to be said to Soap not hesitating to bring him down to the ground. In front of his Captain, in front of his Commander.

Price once said “it needs violence and timing and I can do both.” Soap has violence but apparently Price thinks the timing isn’t right. Because a Sergeant shooting a HVT (high value target) who’s in custody, in the skull on a plane just because he’s angry at him probably has a lot of paperwork attached to it…..