Is It Weird I Kinda Like The Idea Of Being Sleep Deprived (like Haven't Slept In Days And Am Barely Functioning)

we cant do shower sex i have a very intricate curly hair routine that we have to do first

Chubby little lamb sitting all pretty and innocent. Just waiting to be led away from the herd and sullied for good. Their pretty little pelt dirtied and permanently stained as a reminder of all the gross things they’ve done. A permit brand for being too pretty for their own good.

i want to be a good girl in the same way that subby cis men are good girls. like do you get it. the vision

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i cant help but think of someone just being really soft with me. we're just in bed, maybe having a sleepover for the first time and they offer to help me change into my pajamas. its my first time showing my chest, no binders or hoodies to hide behind. they murmur sweet reassurances into my ear, before taking off my shirt.

its really sweet at first, just them admiring me, their hands running up and down my sides so nicely and telling me how pretty i am. then they'll accidentally brush over my nipple, i tense up a bit. they notice, they'll think they didn't touch it too hard, but they guess i was just caught off guard.

they accidentally do it again, and this time my hips buck just the tiniest bit. they're intrigued now. they just have to touch me more.

“let me try something,” they murmur, still so loving and they put down my change of clothes. their touches are more deliberate now, both their hands coming up to just barely poke and rub at my nipples. just at the tiniest touch im whimpering, shyly shaking my head and gently pushing their hands away.

theyre just so curious, they cant help it. “are you sensitive down here? ive never seen someone react so much...” they lean in, continuing to try and circle around my nipples. they're hard now, and my chest is rising and falling more quickly. my whimpers turn into soft whines, and i cant help but shut my eyes and look away. im too embarrassed, but my body's begging for more.

“do you think you can cum just like this? hm? just with me teasing your cute little chest?” ill shake my head, trying to keep any of my pride. but they'll only go faster, they'll pull me into their lap, their head lowering to press soft kisses against me too.

im a mess in their lap, my hips needily twitching, gasping as if i cant get enough air. my hand over my mouth and making a pathetic attempt of muffling my moans. im involuntarily grinding my hips into them, and their hands come down to grip at them, trying to stop my mutt brain from humping anything.

“ah, ah. just your chest.” they wanna see if i can actually do it. cumming just like this. i whine but i still try and obey, then their hands go back to teasing and pinching me. im gripping at the back of their shirt, burying my face into their shoulder as i moan out. it takes a bit, but my orgasm comes down hard, and i go limp in their lap, my hips still bucking from the aftershock of my high.

they hold me close, rubbing my back. “you did so good... i guess you really are sensitive down there, huh? now lets get you changed and we can cuddle all you want.”

puppymoding so hard that i cant type out the puppy scenarios in my head….. you all get it right ….?

Doctor said I need 100ccs dryhumping or I'll die if you even Care

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1:When did you lose your virginity? 2: Rough sex or soft sex? 3: Do you have any unusual kinks/fetishes? 4: Weirdest place you’ve had sex? 5: Favourite sex position? 6: Do you like to be dominant or submissive? 7: Have you ever had any one night stands? 8: Sex on the bed, couch or the floor? 9: Have you ever had sex in a public place? 10: Have you ever been caught masturbating? 11: What does your favourite sexy underwear look like? 12: How often do you have sex? 13: Is there anybody right now you’d like to have sex with? 14: Do you prefer giving or receiving oral sex? 15: Most embarrassing thing that’s ever happened to you during sex? 16: A song you’d listen to during hard/rough/kinky sex? 17: A song you’d listen to during soft/slow/passionate sex? 18: Are you into dressing up for sex? 19: Would you prefer sex in the bath or sex in the shower? 20: If you could have sex with anyone right now, who would it be? 21: Have you ever had a threesome? If not, would you? 22: Do you/would you use sex toys? 23: Have you ever sent someone a dirty text/picture? 24: Would you have sex with your best friend? 25: Is there anything you do after sex? (for example, smoke, eat, drink) 26: Something that will never fail to get you horny? 27: Early morning sex or late night sex? 28: Favourite body part on the opposite sex? 29: Favourite body part on the same sex? 30: Something that you have hidden in your room that you don’t want anyone to find: 31: Weirdest sexual act some has performed [or tried to perform] on/with you: 32: Have you ever tasted yourself? [If no, would you?] [If yes, what did you think?] 33: Is it ever okay to not use a condom: 34: A food that you would like to use during a sexual experience: 35: Worst possible time to get horny: 36: Do you like it when your sexual partner moans? 37: How much fapping is too much fapping: 38: Best sexual complement you ever got: 39: Favorite foreplay activities: 40: What do you wear to bed? 41: When was the first time you masturbated: 42: Do you have any nude/masturbating pictures/video of yourself? 43: Have you ever/when was the last time you had sex outside? 44: Have/would you ever have sex in public? 45: Have/would you ever had a threesome? 46: What is one random object you’ve used to masturbate? 47: Do you watch gay/lesbian porn? why/why not? 48: Do you like oral sex? (why/why not) 49: How do you feel about tattoos on someone you are interested in? 50: How would you feel about taking someones virginity? 51: Is there any food you would NOT recommend using during a sexual encounter? 52: Would you rather be a pornstar or a prostitute? 53: Do you watch porn? 54: Have you ever been called a freak? Why? 55: Do you feel comfortable going “commando”? 56: Would you have a problem with going down on someone if they hadn’t shaved their pubic hair? 57: If you could give yourself head, would you? 58: Booty or Boobs? 59: Have you ever cheated on someone? (Why?) 60: If you were the other sex for a day, what are five things you would do? 61: have you ever watched someone masturbate? 62: has anyone ever watched you masturbate? 63. Have you ever had an erection and someone noticed? 64. What is your method of masturbation? (ie. toys, clitorial, prostate) 65. What is your bra/penis size? 66. What is the strangest thing you have ever put up your vagina/anus? 67. When was the last time you masturbated? 68. When was the last time you had sex? 69. When was the last time you watched porn? 70. Have you ever bought a sex toy? If so, which one did you buy last? First sex toy? If not, which one do you plan on buying when you do? 71. Guys:Circumsized? 72. Which not-genital part of your body do you like being touched? 73. Which genital part of your body do you like being touched? 74. Girls:Are you able to achieve orgasm just through breast stimulation? 75. Have you anonymously sent a sexual ask to someone on tumblr? 76. When was the last time you have had a wet dream? 77. Which wet dream was your favorite? 78. Is there a friend you would willingly have sex with? 79. Is there a celebrity/character you would willingly have sex with? 80. Favorite sexual position? 81. Do you like being called a slut or whore in bed? 82. Are you into any BDSM? 83. Have you ever wanted to have sex with someone but knew you couldnt for any reason? Why? 84. Do you like dirty talk? 85. Are you loud or quiet during sex? Masturbation? 86. Have you ever been inturrepted during sex or masturbation? Who/what? 87. What kind of porn do you like to watch? 88. Have you ever confessed to someone that you got an erection over them? What about masturbated to them? 89. Have you ever masturbated because your sexual partner wasn’t there when you needed them? 90. Have you ever had a one night stand? Do you still keep in contact with them? 91. Have you ever had a friends with benefits? Are they still beneficial? 92. Ask whatever you want

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Doing kinky stuff while my joints are popping like rice crispies

doggie trying to herd their flock, and every other sheep obediently runs off into the right direction except for one. doggie thinks his work is all done, before he turns around and sees a little lamb, looking up at him with those eyes.

he tries to chase him off, trying to lead him back to his own flock and do his job, but the lamb just comes right back, confused as to why they’re running! he doesn’t want to go back to their flock! he wants to stay with you!

at first the dog’s annoyed. this sheep’s too loyal, and stupid …doggie can work with loyal and stupid. “you want to stay so bad? sure you can stay.”

and the doggie leads the lamb into a more secluded spot, and the lamb couldn’t be anymore happier! bleating and hopping around. he wonders what they’re doing here, before doggie pushes him down by the back of the neck.

the lamb is pinned down with his face pressed down, squirming and his baas sound more panicked. he could feel the pup find his way on top of him, grinding against him at a pace that the poor lamb could barely handle. he whines, squirming underneath him as he complains about how it feels too much.

“you want more time with me? im only giving you what you want.”

the type to cry during sex because i love you so much. god youre too pretty, god you feel too good. god im so lucky, god i love you