Me And The Bad Bitch I Pulled By Being Scared And Nervous Like A Bunny

can scientists give me an estimate of when we can get pregnant by straps ? and can it be [checks hypothetical wrist watch] done by tomorrow?

ok.. thank you

[TAKES YOU BY THE SHOULDERS AND STARTS SHAKING YOU] TELL ME IM YOUR GIRL!! TELL ME HOW IM SUCH A GOOD GIRL FOR YOU BUT AS A BOY!!! DO YOU HEAR MEEE?!?? I CAN SPEAK LOUDER IF YOU WAAANT!!!!

i have lovey dovey bitch syndrome & its incurable

onlmngnf sometimes i feel baddd for being purely a sub.. well not BAD!! but,,.. switches:(

i wanna satisfy you in anyway you want me to.. like i just knoww it would feel so good to push someones legs back so their knees are up to their chest and use them however you wantttt:( but i CANT. NO!!!

and i think me trying would embarrass the both of us

but like please please please i wanna make you feel good even when youre all subby with me:( i hope you can settle for some sloppy, whiny sub4sub sex where we both go dumb on each other then

sometimes all you need is a guy to lay on top of you and stay there while you talk about random things

hhhn i hate ovulating . it just turns me unfathomably brainless and i genuinely cant do anything!!! suddenly tables look like ‘hm thatd be a good place to bend me over,’ and any corner i can find looks like something i can grind myself into!!!

ive gotten off like… three times already and its barely afternoon. im insatiable!!! i need someone pushing my head down into my bed, relentlessly pounding into me . its honestly a tragedy and a failure on society’s part that im not being completely filled, taking load after load. >:’(

my fingers arent enough someone please just fuck me so i can go focus and do something useful!!!

do you know the POSSIBILITIES of if i had a real tail. you could scratch the base of it and watch me arch my back and the way it wags faster. you could tug it and watch the most pathetic sound come out of me!

faux sympathy is actually evil.

you’re ruining me, i’m shaking, barely coherent, and you have the audacity to say “i know, baby, it’s a lot, huh?” all sweet and condescending like yeah??? obviously??? but are you stopping? no :( you just keep going, all soft and sweet, acting like you feel bad while actively making it worse. it’s sick and i need more of it immediately.

Calling her all the sweet little names I can think of while fucking her like the most disgusting little slut in the world.

hope im not just a mutual to you guys but also a weird pitiful creature you want to poke with a stick