Don’t Be Fooled By The “:(“ I Send After You Call Me “a Fucking Pathetic Mutt” (or Any Other

we cant do shower sex i have a very intricate curly hair routine that we have to do first

man who says “that’s my girl” when he feels your squeeze around his cock, grinning with every pulse

humans cant go in heat? oh yeah? then explain the [checks card] seven orgasms in one day i had a few days ago!

and dont say its because im pathetic, or needy, or stupid, or that i have no self control, or i need an owner to keep myself in check or-

oh no i’m alright i’m just thinking about sweet doms who let you know how sorry they are while they continue to not let up and refuse breaks. i’m sorry it hurts, honey. i’m sorry i’m making you cry, sweetie. just a little bit longer. you're doing so well. thank you for letting me do this to you. you know i love you, right?

no seriously i swear i'm okay *collapses*

the big three: big brown eyes, an indescribable amount of horniness and a generalised anxiety disorder

I GOT SNORLAX!! REMINDER THAT HORNYPOSTING IS GOOD LUCK.

blah blah blah -ooh! booster pack!

When no one jacks off to the thought of me for an entire day I can feel it btw and it hurts so so bad

I love sexually charged conversations where there’s literally nothing happening but both of us know what we’re thinking. Especially when you have to hit the “Yeah” “Yeah?” “Yeah.” You feel me?

I don’t take hints. Throw a rock at me

lamb coded because i have no survival instincts . if a very gorgeous wolf or doggy came up to me with their sharp teeth and big paws and cooed at me to come over , id run into their arms so fast and its not even funny