Thinking about sheep girls again, (and sheep boys <3)
I'm thinking about a cute little lamb looking at me with big, wet, innocent eyes as I lead you away from the flock. You follow me easily - I'm the big friendly canine taking care of the flock after all. The farmer thinks there's wolves around because a few dead sheep have turned up recently, but that's all the more reason to listen to me, isn't it?
Until I drag you into the tickets, claws digging into your back, and you find yourself with your muzzle pushed into the dirt and my weight pinning your weak, frail little body down, my knot buried deep inside you. Jaws clamping down on your neck and tugging with a low snarl. It's far too late when you realize there's never been a wolf, it was always just me ♡
hey bro why does your speech bubble become heart shaped when we talk ? bro why did the tail on your speech bubble curl around and make a little heart shape
wanna pound a puppy with a squeaky toy in their mouth
hearing the little "squeak squeak squeak" in time with my thrusts and the "uh uh uh"
the drool running out of the corners of their mouth
this would fix me i think
no queue around here… you guys get to watch me hornypost in real time!! just like how the internet intended!
PUPPIEST FACT 008: Puppies used to live in Heaven until God passed Divine Judgement on Puppies for their Cruelty.
the cycle of wanting to horny post but youre too horny to type . ok. evil
we're friends, i'm here whenever you need me! i'll always be down to watch a movie with you or go get food or control your vibrator wait what sorry i meant we could send memes back and forth or maybe watch each other masturbate WOAH SORRY i meant to say we can make playlists for each other and maybe go on a nice walk around the neighborhood or you could suck on my tits while i pet your head and tell you what a good job you're doing WTFFFFF SORRY I MEANT--
ugh i cant wait for the day i get to be in my own queer relationship one day :( where i get to innocently ask them how their transition is going, how the hormones have been treating them. maybe i havent started any hormones myself yet, so maybe ill casually ask them all these kinds of questions… and they just get to tell me ‘i can show you.’
i get all embarrassed, but eager. and i agree anyways, because ..who wouldn’t wanna see that?
so they sit me on the edge of our bed while they stand in front of me, shoving their pants and underwear down and god theyre so huge. spreading themselves to show themselves to me. and one thing leads to another and theyre on top of me, showing me how theyve been liking their new dick, how well they can use it too. i can feel how hard they are, how big theyre growing in, how theyre rubbing into all the right places.
they pull back for a moment. ill pant under them, thinking they just need a second, they just need to readjust. im looking up at them with glossy, half-open eyes.. already slightly fucked out, before i suddenly feel them shove themselves into me.
my eyes shoot open, but before i can react theyre already falling back forward on top of me, rutting their hips so quickly into me and my minds just blanking. and they just get to murmur into my ear about how theyre filling me so nicely, how its only gonna get better from here, how maybe ill get to grow as big as them once i start hrt, how excited they are for it :( ugh maybe one day…