Boy That Needs To Be Treated Like He’s Stupid

no puppy should ever have to do long distance anything. except for ball

I'm your tumblr crush now. You don't have a choice.

i wish i could be bratty.. its my god given right as a sub to give doms a hard time!!! going down with a good fight! it sounds sooo fun…

but i just melt at the idea of being so good for you. my mind blanks and in the moment i cant even think about disobeying. when you grab me by my chin so gently and command me in that condescendingly sweet (borderline dehumanizing) tone? how could i not do anything you ask:( i love you

a guy in one of my classes saying they want to pursue a relationship w me and yet continuously uses the wrong pronouns …….. ….hey…. im going to cover your mouth and subtly stare at the 50 he/hims plastered on All, yes All, of my accounts before i say this…. ..boys. boys in skirts . boys in skirts .me. ok? whos in the skirts? boys . not girl ..ok? boys..? yes, me

FUCK YOU

plushie expletives:

holy stitches

oh my buttons

dear stuffing

what the fabric

hey bro why does your speech bubble become heart shaped when we talk ? bro why did the tail on your speech bubble curl around and make a little heart shape

"i've got you" "you're okay" "it's okay i'm here" during sex,,, aahaahaa aheheeeeheee

i hope i'm not just a tumblr blog to you but someone you'd pull into the bathroom at a party to make out with

hope im not just a mutual to you guys but also a weird pitiful creature you want to poke with a stick

going into heat and my owner just puts a dumb dog cone on me so i dont do anything that im not supposed to without them . evil.