Even A Forehead Kiss Would Have A Maladjusted Freak Like Me Bricked The Fuck Up. To Be Honest

honestly just play with your penis until you die

now i don’t want to say that i WANT to make you cry after seeing that adorable post of yours. that would be mean! (even though i’m pretty sure you’d like that.) but it *would* possibly make me all wet and needy if tears just so happened to well up in your eyes while i give you everything you want because pretty puppies deserve it. (still gonna make you use your words and tell me exactly how to make you feel good though.) so cute and desperate and beautiful for me! hell i might cry too just from how much i love seeing you happy!

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im physically incapable of not keyboard spamming when i see your asks my brain gets too melty to do anythign else forgive me.,,

id love it if we were both all wet and teary eyed messes together :( kissing your tear stained cheeks while you make a mess of me and i stutter with my words

no queue around here… you guys get to watch me hornypost in real time!! just like how the internet intended!

i hope i'm not just a tumblr blog to you but someone you'd pull into the bathroom at a party to make out with

PUPPIEST FACT 008: Puppies used to live in Heaven until God passed Divine Judgement on Puppies for their Cruelty.

be careful. "can i infodump to you? :3" is the gateway drug to us kissing sloppy with tongue and me touching you all over until you're stumbling over your marine animal facts

my phone isn’t charging even though i plugged her innnnn dramatic ass bitch. YOUR PUSSY IS FILLED! WHAT MORE COULD YOU WANT

I don’t take hints. Throw a rock at me

putting my hand up during sex to ask a clarifying question about the order you just gave me