YouTube’s AI Generated Reply Suggestions Are Trying To End My Life

be careful. "can i infodump to you? :3" is the gateway drug to us kissing sloppy with tongue and me touching you all over until you're stumbling over your marine animal facts

wowww theres so many questions!! :o ask me like.. 5.. ask me all of them!!!

NSFW ASKS.

1:When did you lose your virginity? 2: Rough sex or soft sex? 3: Do you have any unusual kinks/fetishes? 4: Weirdest place you’ve had sex? 5: Favourite sex position? 6: Do you like to be dominant or submissive? 7: Have you ever had any one night stands? 8: Sex on the bed, couch or the floor? 9: Have you ever had sex in a public place? 10: Have you ever been caught masturbating? 11: What does your favourite sexy underwear look like? 12: How often do you have sex? 13: Is there anybody right now you’d like to have sex with? 14: Do you prefer giving or receiving oral sex? 15: Most embarrassing thing that’s ever happened to you during sex? 16: A song you’d listen to during hard/rough/kinky sex? 17: A song you’d listen to during soft/slow/passionate sex? 18: Are you into dressing up for sex? 19: Would you prefer sex in the bath or sex in the shower? 20: If you could have sex with anyone right now, who would it be? 21: Have you ever had a threesome? If not, would you? 22: Do you/would you use sex toys? 23: Have you ever sent someone a dirty text/picture? 24: Would you have sex with your best friend? 25: Is there anything you do after sex? (for example, smoke, eat, drink) 26: Something that will never fail to get you horny? 27: Early morning sex or late night sex? 28: Favourite body part on the opposite sex? 29: Favourite body part on the same sex? 30: Something that you have hidden in your room that you don’t want anyone to find: 31: Weirdest sexual act some has performed [or tried to perform] on/with you: 32: Have you ever tasted yourself? [If no, would you?] [If yes, what did you think?] 33: Is it ever okay to not use a condom: 34: A food that you would like to use during a sexual experience: 35: Worst possible time to get horny: 36: Do you like it when your sexual partner moans? 37: How much fapping is too much fapping: 38: Best sexual complement you ever got: 39: Favorite foreplay activities: 40: What do you wear to bed? 41: When was the first time you masturbated: 42: Do you have any nude/masturbating pictures/video of yourself? 43: Have you ever/when was the last time you had sex outside? 44: Have/would you ever have sex in public? 45: Have/would you ever had a threesome? 46: What is one random object you’ve used to masturbate? 47: Do you watch gay/lesbian porn? why/why not? 48: Do you like oral sex? (why/why not) 49: How do you feel about tattoos on someone you are interested in? 50: How would you feel about taking someones virginity? 51: Is there any food you would NOT recommend using during a sexual encounter? 52: Would you rather be a pornstar or a prostitute? 53: Do you watch porn? 54: Have you ever been called a freak? Why? 55: Do you feel comfortable going “commando”? 56: Would you have a problem with going down on someone if they hadn’t shaved their pubic hair? 57: If you could give yourself head, would you? 58: Booty or Boobs? 59: Have you ever cheated on someone? (Why?) 60: If you were the other sex for a day, what are five things you would do? 61: have you ever watched someone masturbate? 62: has anyone ever watched you masturbate? 63. Have you ever had an erection and someone noticed? 64. What is your method of masturbation? (ie. toys, clitorial, prostate) 65. What is your bra/penis size? 66. What is the strangest thing you have ever put up your vagina/anus? 67. When was the last time you masturbated? 68. When was the last time you had sex? 69. When was the last time you watched porn? 70. Have you ever bought a sex toy? If so, which one did you buy last? First sex toy? If not, which one do you plan on buying when you do? 71. Guys:Circumsized? 72. Which not-genital part of your body do you like being touched? 73. Which genital part of your body do you like being touched? 74. Girls:Are you able to achieve orgasm just through breast stimulation? 75. Have you anonymously sent a sexual ask to someone on tumblr? 76. When was the last time you have had a wet dream? 77. Which wet dream was your favorite? 78. Is there a friend you would willingly have sex with? 79. Is there a celebrity/character you would willingly have sex with? 80. Favorite sexual position? 81. Do you like being called a slut or whore in bed? 82. Are you into any BDSM? 83. Have you ever wanted to have sex with someone but knew you couldnt for any reason? Why? 84. Do you like dirty talk? 85. Are you loud or quiet during sex? Masturbation? 86. Have you ever been inturrepted during sex or masturbation? Who/what? 87. What kind of porn do you like to watch? 88. Have you ever confessed to someone that you got an erection over them? What about masturbated to them? 89. Have you ever masturbated because your sexual partner wasn’t there when you needed them? 90. Have you ever had a one night stand? Do you still keep in contact with them? 91. Have you ever had a friends with benefits? Are they still beneficial? 92. Ask whatever you want

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putting my hand up during sex to ask a clarifying question about the order you just gave me

doms that accidentally overstim themselves first because they just love being inside you and they cant stop pumping into you. panting about how much they love you, how good you feel. only for them to overstim you soon after with how quickly theyre filling you.

now both of you are loud fucked out messes <3

I don’t take hints. Throw a rock at me

use me use me use me!!!! use me as your outlet !! come home mad, come home upset or stressed! come up to me and flip me around! pull down my shorts and fuck me senseless before i can even greet you and ask you whats wrong!

slap me, bite me, tug at my hair, grab my face and shove it into the mattress! im your chewtoy !! use me like you hate me, and care for me afterwards like youre the only one who can love me

I always have had a thing for sheep-- They're cute prey in general, but recently, it's gotten a little hand. Since coming over here, my desire to just fucking rail and devour cute little lamb things has been through the roof. Certain people (you know who you are) have got me RAVENOUS

I just wanna sink my claws into a cute little sheep and drag them away, bleating and squirming before pinning them and silencing them with a low growl and the sensation of my knot pressed up against their tailhole-- among other things

i <3 doms who act like they're annoyed when giving into your pleading and pawing, doms who roll their eyes and act like they're begrudgingly doing you a favor as they unbuckle their belt, but make it spotlessly clear that they needed you just as bad. they can try to act like they're sick of your whines for more please, but you see the soft, frantic trembling in their hands when they're pulling your clothes away. you hear the quiver in their sweet, teasing words. this is what you wanted, hmm? the answer is yes, god yes for both of you!

my phone isn’t charging even though i plugged her innnnn dramatic ass bitch. YOUR PUSSY IS FILLED! WHAT MORE COULD YOU WANT