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U. S Congress: you need to get us up there, win us this “space race” against the Soviets… no pressure  NASA: 

The Solar System!

bonus Pluto!

in biology like

EVERYTHING IS PROTEINSSS,,, EVERYTHING IS PROTEINS INSIDE OF THE CELL,,, EVERYTHING IS PROTEINSS

love hack: find the anticodon to your codon

NASA asks Twitter to name the new planets.

good one Neil we’re gonna start an interplanetary war after the aliens discover we named their planet Dopey

Every time NASA announces new findings:

Me: *my longest yeah boy ever*

WHY DIDNT I ADD NASA BEFORE NOW #blessed

7 new Earth-like exoplanets discovered!

nasa: so we found a solar system with an earth like planet

everyone: shit seriously?

nasa: nah just kidding… we found 7

NASA: hey check out these cool earth like planets 40 light years away

me: omg !! i wanna go !!!

google: that's 700,000 years

me, unfazed: take me to the aliens

you: aww did you just get a cute text from your boyfriend?

me, holding back tears as I smile down at my phone: no, nasa just found 3 earth-sized potentially habitable exoplanets around a single star.

THE 👏🏾 ALIENS 👏🏾 ARE 👏🏾 COMING 👏🏾 BINCH

Humans are wrecking Earth so badly that we actually look at Mars (¾ths the size of Earth, devoid of natural resources, and inhospitable for life) optimistically for our future.

latest photos of Pluto and it’s moon.

Look what google has to say about Pluto!!

Pluto is a dwarf planet, and thats okay

I love Pluto as much as anyone, and its *okay* that she’s a dwarf planet. Pluto has other cute friends out in her part of the woods

She just isn’t in the same plane of orbit as the other planets. Look at that orbit, its cray:

We can accept Pluto as she is, we don’t need to push her into a mold.  Insisting that Pluto is a planet isn’t accepting her as her true self.  She is a small, wild, free little dwarf planet and I love her

the sun doesn’t have to go to college bc it already has 28 million degrees

i’m in a long distance relationship with the stars

You don’t float like that in space, but in my dreams it feels better that way !

unpopular opinion

gravity is a little rude

i changed the title…WOAH !!! wat a turn of events,,, someoneget that gnat a tiny helmet

but then i remember... i DONT want to progress to next year,,, because then i'll be one year closer to having to Decide My Future (By Going Off To College)

some times i remember i have to survive another semester of ((biology)) just to get to SPACE !! which is next year,,, it makes me sad

some times i remember i have to survive another semester of ((biology)) just to get to SPACE !! which is next year,,, it makes me sad

self care is breaking into nasa and launching yourself directly into the Fucking void

mother fucking science goddamit