Heye Every One.

Reblog this if you slept with my ex-wife Susan.

Trying to prove a point to my divorce lawyer.

“But if you forget to reblog Madame Zeroni, you and your family will be cursed for always and eternity.”

im like no worries & then feel so upset i get chest pains

i have old yarn. should i make a sweater in colors i would actually never wear

Good evening I hope I am not just a mutual to you but someone you would get coffee with if we were ever in the same town

as much as this semester sucked (two hurricanes will fuck up just about anything) i somehow managed to read six books. were 4 of them about gay mafia sports? yes but they still count

me remembering i have a name and body and people know me:

Ten Major Artists:

Wong Wong & Lulu

Pepper examining himself before commencing a self-portrait

Pepper’s self-portrait

Tiger the spontaneous reductionist

Misty goes off the wall

Minnie, the abstract expressionist

Minnie’s Reindeer in Provence, 1992.

Smokey painting after an hour in the catnip patch

Smokey at work

Ginger’s Stripped Bare Birds, 1992.

Princess, the elemental fragmentist

Charlie, the peripheral realist

it could be worse. i could be a sophomore in high school