Ever Since I Was A Little Girl I've Always Wanted A Hysterectomy

going on a girls trip! (me and my earphones to the supermarket)

this summer i will learn italian and french and russian and run a marathon everyday and work for three months and get fifty new ear piercings and read every work of high literature ever created and watch every movie. but most importantly just chill and relax

"use chatgpt" that's the devil talking. buy four caffeinated drinks and pull an all nighter. this is the way.

theyre inventing a new water bottle that never has enough water for how thirsty you are in the middle of the night. and theyre calling it the water bottle you alreaty own

Orgasm denial but in the same way people talk about the moon landing being faked

necromancy is literally fine

ive had nonstop breakdowns for the past month and no one to talk too. no one cares. it's just take more pills or shut up.

really jealous of people who can just... do things. like they dont go through the 39 stages of grief before and the 47 stages of grief after. they just do it like its some adidas commercial. like the spirit of shia laboeuf possessed them. still sounds fake to me but whatever. good for them ig