I Take Being A Girl Gentleman Very Seriously Never Forget That

Lesbians who read Gideon the Ninth should get to take bereavement leave from work when they finish it

hypermobility is fun until you turn 20 and your joints start to collapse on themselves

doctors will be like. yeah. there’s something so so so so wrong with you. idk what and I don’t really care

i must not get takeout. takeout is the wallet-killer. takeout is the little-death that brings total obliteration. i will face the kitchen, fridge, and pantry. i will make choices about what to cook and then execute them. when hunger is gone there will be nothing. only i will remain.

why did tumblr mess up my tags so bad?? i do not appreciate it

hey guys btw when they tell u to wear ur retainer they r not lying. dont ask me how i know

how do you just get up and deal with the fact that there’s a last time for everything. there was a last time you sat on your dads shoulders and there was a last time your mom tucked you into bed. there’s going to be a last time you kiss your sister on the head and there’s going to be a last time you hug your best friend. there’s going to be a last time you feel exactly as you feel right now and there’s going to be a last time that person says i love you. i need to lay down