When I Say “I Love This Artist” I Either Know 5 Of Their Songs That I Play On Repeat Or I Know Their

I want Michael the Distortion to meet Page Gerry. I want them to talk. I want Michael to gently touch his face and say, "What did she do to you?" And Gerry to stroke Michael's hand and say, "No worse than she did to you."

Drunk texting this drunk texting that, it’s a surprise if I even know WHERE my phone is when I get drunk enough to text people

“man i’m glad none of my irl friends can see the shit i post on tumblr”

then i remember

the one

"empowering women by sending katy perry to space for 2 minutes" shut the fuck up. samantha cristoforetti was the first female commander of the international space station and she became an astronaut because of star trek. and there is a real chance she is a kirk/spock shipper

Sometimes people use “respect” to mean “treating someone like a person” and sometimes they use “respect” to mean “treating someone like an authority”

and sometimes people who are used to being treated like an authority say “if you won’t respect me I won’t respect you” and they mean “if you won’t treat me like an authority I won’t treat you like a person”

and they think they’re being fair but they aren’t, and it’s not okay.

Vegan chicken nuggets

Hyperpop, metal and riot grrrl my beloved, just overstimulate me to a point where my brain gets quiet.

"Look at the sky, Martin. Look at the sky. It's looking back"

Just remembered the girl I never actually dated and I had our wedding planned and talked about our plans for having children

sub or dom?

a burden