TIT STEW

Hello tumblr I heard you like changeling stories

Manslaughter sounds like it should be a way worse crime than murder. You didn’t just kill that guy you slaughtered him like the hog. It’s like if there was a even less-punished version of jaywalking called traffic massacre

Whether u r a cave goblin or mud goblin or any combination of goblinesque traits u must remember that u are goblin and the only thing you need is hubris and the ability to hiss

One of my favourites from the subreddit

The feminine urge to say “have you no compassion for my poor nerves” every time something goes wrong with my life

the narrative: *starts the third act by repeating a scene from the first act but now it has a totally different context*

me: ohoHOhohoHOHOhoHO

I love the phrase "they get along like a house on fire". It's perfect. You and me have perfect chemistry and it's setting off the carbon monoxide detectors. People are calling emergency services to get us to stop being so chummy. Someone died

Amphibiuary 2024.

Day 28: Repeat

Pls hire me for textbook illustrations

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