Me: If I Become The Evil Overlord I Will Never Harm My Minions

the sickness got me acting like a victorian child

This sword fight isn’t even that homoerotic dude I think I’m just gonna kill yo,u

that canary stopped making noise but its so dark in here i cant find it to make sure its ok can someone light a match so i can look

we named it the computer mouse because it fit so comfortably in our hands and it reminded us of ancient times where our ancestors put their palms over the backs of cave mice and shuffled them across the ground to move the cursor on their cave wall mounted gaming monitors

doodle

i disrespect the grind

your twink fucking bit me

Manslaughter sounds like it should be a way worse crime than murder. You didn’t just kill that guy you slaughtered him like the hog. It’s like if there was a even less-punished version of jaywalking called traffic massacre

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yknow it's a real shame that romans didn't have access to australia specifically for augury reasons. i really wish i could have seen a roman augur have to deal with australian birds. like imagine trying to properly interpret an omen from a fuckin. cassowary