Going To College To Become A Newspaper Delivery Boy

Incorrect sayings that I use so often I’ve almost forgotten that they’re not the originals:

I have bigger fish to fight

We’ll burn that bridge when we get to it

You can lead a horse to water, but if you drown it you have to walk home

Opening a can of whales

You made your bed, now shit in it

Combining the latter two into the phrase “you opened this can of whales, now lie in it”

girls when they get overstimulated in the grocery store

Early morning are so beautiful it's so mean that they put them in the early morning

海底パーティ

the lover(s)

sorry man its nothing personal but if i dont kill you my cursed sword will call me a pussy

Another day of being a sweetiepie. Just clocked in

life changing experience: girl listens to song she hasn't heard in years. it brings back all the emotions she felt back then.

who up being weary and haggard on a wednesday

Fuck that post going around saying "you can have coffee in your story without justifying it :) you don't need to explain everything :)" I want, no, I DEMAND a fully researched ethnobotanical paper on every single food item in your work, if you don't explain to me where did potatoes come from in your fantasy setting or don't explain how the industry of coffee works over interstellar distances with full detail you are doing things wrong and I personally hate you and I hate your stupid story, fuck you