My Number One Skill Is Being Sooo Cute And My Number Two Skill Is The Ancient Curse

google is it too late? google can i still be saved? google will i be okay?

paypal fundraiser is gonna end in an hour so i'm making a new post with my links, I'm massively late on rent, I'm risking an eviction from lack of payment, my bank is overdrafted, I need food and water in the house. I'm at my wits end trying to fix everything and not being able to fix anything.

And I'm sick, dealing with an infection and health problems that are making my depression a lot worse.

I need help.

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Imagine a ant

when you apply for your villain license they give you a book of all the new words you’re allowed to say. it’s full of shit like “foible” and “machinations”

adult content, adult language, and graphic violence are three beautiful women to me

what if you went into a bar and the bartender was a fungus-girl and when she gave you your drink she said “you seem like a really fungi!” only some of her spores broke off in the drink and when they reached your stomach they started growing and spreading and entering your bloodstream and at last one reached your brain stem where it planted itself firmly and then your own body started acting against your will and you hiked and you climbed to a very tall place, far above all the foliage, and at last the fungi burst out of your eyes, sprouting into a thousand different intricate colors, and before long a bird girl showed up and started poking at your flesh and you realize in your last moments that this is what it’s all about, you were always meant to join the chain of life only as a single link in some monstrous fungi’s reproductive cycle—and before you can even scream the bird girl plucks your head off with her beak. and and and what if it were like a sexual thing

it’s monday i’m in the labyrinth

I think ive said it before but you really gotta feel bad for oedipus that wanting to fuck your mother got named after him. He really did not want to do that . It is central to oedipus rex how badly he didnt want to do that. Dick move by freud

i have a headache, i can't sleep, i have FOUR DAYS to get 350 or i'm fucked because i won't be able to get the apartment and there is no way in hell i'm going to be able to find another one.