Killer Chat Faq's!

carpenter and faulkner compilation

This is a ritual, a prayer, a plea.

This is a sacrifice, a bloodletting, a need.

This is a transformation of flesh, one stitch at a time. This is meat from a stone, warm and pulsating. From one mouth to another, this is the passing of a story with far too many limbs, slick and scaly. -

Mouth to Mouth to Mouth is a collection of transmasc horror erotica, made up of 7 short stories featuring insects, elves, fairies, and more -- all mired in the grotesque and profane. I cannot be happier with how this turned out, and I hope you find it sickening.

[out now]

Canon/Headcanon likelihood chart

So I've been thinking about @macdenlover 's "levels of headcanon" chart (about how heavily a HC is influenced by canon), so I decided to make my own scale about how likely a HC is to be true (including different levels of canon) using queer cartoon characters as examples :)

I just spent an hour making this because I was bored. Enjoy.

Inspiration:

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macdenlover

it came to my realization that 99% of my fandom related headaches would be cured if everyone understood this

"if you want to hear about my ocs, my inbox is ope-" NO!! START YAPPING UNPROMPTED!! DO NOT WAIT FOR OTHERS TO TAKE INTEREST, POST THINGS THAT WILL MAKE THEM TAKE INTEREST!!!!

Hey I’m just gonna promote my book real quick

It’s called Quest for the Sea’s Revenge and here’s a brief summary

Reasons you may enjoy it:

The inherent horror and divinity of the ocean

We’ve got sea monsters, ghosts, zombies, pirates, and zombie pirates

Have you ever wanted the Bermuda Triangle but worse? Explore the Queen’s Quarter!

Disabled asexual protagonist

Grandpa who is wanted in every country

The captain and her ship, one most interesting things recently washed up from the ocean’s depths

Fucked up little guys (affectionate) and fucked up little guys (derogatory)

Here’s some places you can buy it

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/quest-for-the-seas-revenge-alex-vega/1145435116

fuck it everyone tell me about one fanfic which has changed your brain chemistry

ok but if bruce wayne somehow came upon zuko fresh out of banishment he would lose his mind.

black hair? check. bad parent(s)? check. trauma? double check.

bruce: how’d you get your scar?

zuko: my dad got mad at me for saying that killing people is wrong so he lit my face on fire and banished me.

bruce, vibrating with excitement, already pulling adoption papers from his utilility: that’s terrible. how do you feel about capes.

(To Shauna) Welcome back Donna Sheridan