Podcast-junkie - Minoo

I open a university offer email...I'm nervous to see if I've been rejected or not...I read it out loud to my family...

"Hello Jon, apologies for the deception-"

Reblog if its ok to spam you with boops

i will NEVER get over martin blackwood. lied about having a middle name. fell in love with his boss. objectively bad poet. records said bad poetry on company time. self proclaimed “antichrist’s plus one.” unbelievably catty. asked jon to kill oliver banks bc he woke jon up from a coma. realized peter lukas was lying due to his shitass self esteem. truly the character ever

cecil banging out the tunes!

of course he's read the secret history!!

This knocked me on my ass

Michael Shelley this, Mike Crew that. i think you're forgetting

santa deniers on science-mas eve hearing charles darwin evolving down the chimney