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Latest Posts by poets-fallen-land - Page 5
The images show Jack is taller then him, Mr puzzles is 14 ft tall, how fuckong tall canonically is Jack skeleton???
Okay you guys might think this is crazy but hear me out.
Bro Mr. Puzzles is almost deadass built like Jack Skeleton from Nightmare Before Christmas.
Definitely lying also hire someone, your probably rich enough for that you did have a whole ass recording studio, you could make someone make you a house, or kill one of smg4's friends too, that might work
Make a building abandoned?? Obviously, wait technically your their landlord since you put up the advertisement for the showgrounds and you could make a building on the showgrounds, easy
Well I have other stuff to work on such as movie or show sets
Because he reblogged one of your posts
Oh, hate randy hate him now, thanks for the info !
I just wanted to let you know that @randysworld-multi-fandom-fan is a real bad dude. He’s sexually harassed, called minors pedos, told people to off themselves, homophobic, transphobic, and he insults people when they even slightly disagree with him.
https://docs.google.com/document/u/0/d/1hiaQY33nNwP1590Ii2L_LWG-9sFhvYy7lU5UHUHpaKU/mobilebasic
Here is the proof against him
What the, also why was I told this, thanks for the info but why me
Puzzles attempts to make friends of the people and mario, more at 5(please make more)
Have some MoAr puzzles being a part of the crew
Just like you fr
You said your homeless like twice now I think, why not go back to your studio/recording studio thing you went to after getting your ass beat by Mario in the puzzlevision movie? Wouldn't it be easier then being homeless
It got destroyed...also...
(I GOT MY PICS BACK!!)
I will steal them if you smoke the cocaine™️
remember i said you'd get stars for not using the cocaine filled urn, i will take mine away if you use it
I still have other one from other people
I got fucking implicit
We are enemies
Was tagged by @furyohin4urr20 to do this silly tumbrlina quiz (not adding to the chain. Sorry, boss. Long post die by my blade)
Any of my beloved mutuals feel free to give it a go but @mchi22 @blue-matches-my-eyes-you-prick @glitch-1983 @techromancer1179 @cacophony-sys and @the-acid-pear seem most likely to run with it (no pressure, obvs)
I require more
Ya’ll fw a couple MORE Mr. Puzzles hcs?
Cause I got them :}
He was gifted the hat by his mom. It’s a permanent part of him with how much he’s worn it.
He gets it, and won’t say anything about it, but he hates it when he regarded as just the scary “tv” head guy. He’s much more than a pretty screen, people!
The pants are custom made and he has like 20 pairs. He also has several pairs of his shirt and vest.
Will change the second there’s a spot on his clothes. He needs to remain as pristine as possible.
If he wasn’t a workoholic, he’d beat all the moms at candy crush. He’d try to be a literal god at candy crush, and would honestly buy extra lives if he was furious with how the match went and he ran out.
Plays computer solitaire to distract himself when the ratings aren’t good or he needs a mental reset.
Adding to these two, since he has computer elements in his brain (probably), he can probably predict where the game is going to go. The older the console, the easier it is.
He’d be a god at minesweeper.
Does not and will not swear no matter how bad it gets.
If he goes to a concert, he’ll just be doing the equivalent of maladaptive daydreaming the whole time, planning out shows and movies for the songs
Loves the orchestra. He loves movie scores and would totally go to those events where there’s an orchestra playing the soundtrack live as the movie plays.
He’ll whine about not having friends or being able to talk to people but he will refuse to talk to anyone in public, going so far as to mute anyone who tries speaking with him. If he’s at an event and someone tries sparking a conversation with him, he’ll look away awkwardly and reply with “uh huh, yep, oh wow,” and so on until they leave. In a relationship, you could introduce him to people but he’s still be the same unless you were apart of the conversation.
Loves movie/show trivia but it’s a double-edge sword. If you take him on a date to a bar for movie trivia night, he’ll have fun and get everything right (and infodump a lot) but a question will pop up and the official answer will be wrong and Mr. Puzzles will just go ballistic.
Canonically has hammer-space abilities in the shows and can pull out anything he needs. Need a first-aid kit? Got it right here. Emergency costume? Has your size in multiple colours to choose. Someone pissed you off? Just say when and he’ll have something ready.
He doesn’t have proper heating in the studio(since he doesn’t need it) and the place is freezing when there’s the slightest breeze outside.
He uses different colognes and even used febreze a few times to smell his best, but he perpetually smells like cigarettes
He kins spongebob.
Technically canon but he’s an entrepreneur, and has multiple businesses (a tech company based on the keyboard from it’s gotta be perfect, selling the showgrounds). He also phrases puzzlevision as his “latest business venture,” in the movie’s teaser. He bounced between different businessed to earn enough money to buy the studio and the equipment he’d need.
With that being said, he’s unintentionally a con artist. Though he tries to have a somewhat clean business, he cuts corners often to get the products out sooner or doesn’t perform proper safety protocol. He doesn’t really care, though, as his main goal was and is Puzzlevision. He pretty much stopped the second he found the smg4 crew.
Terrible at art. He tries, but not even you can hold back your laugh if you see his art.
If he hasn’t slept for a while his voice is warped and a little glitched.
I forgot if I already posted this but his underpants are so those heart boxers but instead of hearts they’re stars.
So real quick, I just wanted to say that ONE OF MY HEADCANONS HAS BE CONFIRMED LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!! It is now confirmed that Mr. Puzzles CAN speak multiple languages, but still needs subtitles. God, I love being right /j
Fr tho, it’s really awesome having him back so soon. Maybe a little early, but I’m not complaining lol. From the sounds of it, he’ll be a reoccurring villain like SMG3 used to be, which I’m honestly relieved by. It’ll be rlly refreshing having a silly antagonist again honestly. I’m looking forward to seeing more of this fricken nerd lol
Also if you guys have any suggestions or requests please let me know! Questions and comments are also appreciated! Thanks and have a great day!
Yea I could see that
Favorite animal? You know, the silly little creatures, actually wait that also describes you but the jnes on all 4s
Oh I love Golden retrievers! Oh and ferrets!
Wring it's you
Hi, guess who's getting thrown against a wall soon, you once I purchase your plush, and you're getting thrown now
Not me right?
//mod: nah put him in the jar//
(For the ask about what my pseudo name I don't really know atm so, just use fox cause it works)
I'll try and keep candelabra distracted so you can get mario out first, it might be hard but we can do it
Okay 'club' as we know the plan, we are having to save mario, get candelabra out of his body and then put down a a dog time to egt to work
You name it.
Woohoo, ball ball ball
FUCK
WERE SO DONE @luigismansiongang
@poets-fallen-land
@meggy-spletzer
@smg4-unofficial
@pleasegiveus5stars
ITS HERE. THE MASQUERADE, PEOPLE! We're so fucked.
@smg4-unofficial : Heya! Uhh, so, for that "masquerade" thing, we'll need some.. uhh... pseudo-names, right..? So, you got any ideas for that? It's fine if not!
Unfortunately I dint, as I'm horrible at that, but candelabra did say xey could give us some so
Now, are you willing to actually do the better thing snd help us?
Dude, I'm gonna be honest with at this point, no one will care if you have 5 stars but yourself, because everyone will think it's fake and a lie, you'll never get to it, I'm willing to do this for you because I want your kid, and everyone else who actually fucking cares about you not for your ratings but for you to know your happy and okay, that stupid candelabra person isn't good, i get your not the best est of people but you should understand some people don't care about some damn stars,do you want to actually make everyone happy?
Then go save your damn husband and become a good person, that's the most you can do right now, you making that deal js ruining more things then it's helping
(Sorry if this was rude o don't mean it towards the person behind the account !!)
. . .
(Ooo angst)
I may have manipulates candelabra because they think I'm kn their side
He won't listen to me, im trying my hardest to convince him to join our side
im so tired of xim taking everyone i love im so tired of this
Thank god, I'm not good at decision making
Are there any dress code rules besides a mask and formal? I wish to know because I don't wanna break any rules speaking of them an py other rules at thr ball that aren't just outfit rekated?
Just a few! No sneaking off from the main hall No removing your mask No using real names, psuedonyms ONLY Respect the guests AND hosts, be formal, will you?
Yes xir!
I'm trying to convince my friends to come to the ball with me but they aren't answering if they wanna go, but if they say yes I'll need some more invites!!
There's a box at the door, go ahead and take as many letters as you need.
You got it candelabra! I assume we will get our pseudonyms from the host? If not I'll try to make one
Are there any dress code rules besides a mask and formal? I wish to know because I don't wanna break any rules speaking of them an py other rules at thr ball that aren't just outfit rekated?
Just a few! No sneaking off from the main hall No removing your mask No using real names, psuedonyms ONLY Respect the guests AND hosts, be formal, will you?
It appears I'll have to get ready and I'll be giving the invite to them
Candelabra, I require a invite for 2 more people, I hope you don't mind
Not at all, dear friend! Here you go, remember to remind everyone the masquerade is a formal event, and masks will be required!
Woohoo, I'll go ask candelabra for a invite for you two, go get ready for a masquerade ball
Dude, Mr puzzles made a deal with the strange creature, mr puzzles shouldn't be trusted but he might actually be the only thing you can trust at this point, you gotta actually team uo with him, because mario is being possesed, again, the deal was the strange dog thing got mario, he got his 5 stars, not good at all buddy
Wait, so you're telling me, that i have to team up with HIM?! *sigh* Fine... But only to save Mario.
They actually said themselves king boo hasn't accepted yet, but get Luigi in case
Dude, Mr puzzles made a deal with the strange creature, mr puzzles shouldn't be trusted but he might actually be the only thing you can trust at this point, you gotta actually team uo with him, because mario is being possesed, again, the deal was the strange dog thing got mario, he got his 5 stars, not good at all buddy
Wait, so you're telling me, that i have to team up with HIM?! *sigh* Fine... But only to save Mario.
Trust me, it'll probably be easy once he knows that it's to save mario, and make sure you mention meggy and smg4 too, it's easier that way
Dude, Mr puzzles made a deal with the strange creature, mr puzzles shouldn't be trusted but he might actually be the only thing you can trust at this point, you gotta actually team uo with him, because mario is being possesed, again, the deal was the strange dog thing got mario, he got his 5 stars, not good at all buddy
Wait, so you're telling me, that i have to team up with HIM?! *sigh* Fine... But only to save Mario.
Got it candelabra, and I gave them the invites as well
I also ask you invite smg4 and mr puzzles too. You did say the more the merrier
They're on the VIP list anyhow, i don't mind at all! go ahead and be a dear and give these to the crew, won't you?
Xe grins, a stack of wax covered invitations appearing in your hands seeming to be covered in confetti.
Yes xir, dog thing
I also ask you invite smg4 and mr puzzles too. You did say the more the merrier
They're on the VIP list anyhow, i don't mind at all! go ahead and be a dear and give these to the crew, won't you?
Xe grins, a stack of wax covered invitations appearing in your hands seeming to be covered in confetti.
They also teamed up with king boo, also they have a name? like a actual name, oh, that's why they said they should be offended when i called them a fursona wannabe
Dude, Mr puzzles made a deal with the strange creature, mr puzzles shouldn't be trusted but he might actually be the only thing you can trust at this point, you gotta actually team uo with him, because mario is being possesed, again, the deal was the strange dog thing got mario, he got his 5 stars, not good at all buddy
Wait, so you're telling me, that i have to team up with HIM?! *sigh* Fine... But only to save Mario.
I also got invited to the masquerade ball
Yo guess who just made smg4 work with you boss
LETS FUCKING GO !!!!!!!!!! ..sorry Uh, got.. excited. LOOK HE'S LIKE MY DAD OKAY I JUST WANT HIM BACK TO NORMAL.
,,.let's kick some candle ass.
Woohoo
Permission to join the masquerade fursona wannabee, I don't know your name so you will be getting called that
i should take offense to that but YES, ofcourse! The more the merrier, after all. ....just know that a certain ghost king may or may not be helping me host, haven't gotten a formal reply yet..
As far as I'm aware I'm the only one doing that lmfao also I'm right
OOC POST
// YALL ARE CALLING CANDELABRA A FURSONA KNOCKOFF IM GIGGLING im losing my shit bro /pos silly