No One Touch Me Or My Comic Relief Characters Ever Again 😤

Tai Lung and Kai: Super cool and brutal

Shen: Hop Jump Ta-da!

I’m stronger than every opponent you’ve ever faced, because I am every opponent you’ve ever faced.

hi, i love dynamics that r like “we make each other worse” on the surface but when u look deeper it is actually just “we understand each other on a level that no one else does and nudge each other out of our typical comfort zone” which just circles around to “we make each other better”. it’s abt the accidental growth just by being in each other’s lives. idk

How did the "Oh-phooey" come about:

Quackmore: *accidentally bumps*

Quackmore: Oh ffff!-...

Little Donald and Della: 00

Quackmore: Fffffff...

Hortense: *scary look*

Quackmore: Fffooey!

Quackmore: How clumsy I am!

Hortense: Don't worry, honey, I'm here.

Quackmore and Hortense: *show a scene full of love and support*

Later

Donald: *falling*

Donald: Oh-phooey!

Grandma Duck: *spits out tea*

Quackmore and Hortense: ...

Zhen: WOW!! Shen! Step-uncle! Isn't this thing super-duper sweet?

Shen "the fuck did she just called me": Yeah, I know. That's why I take it.

Zhen: I thought what step-uncle Tai Lung had a sweet tooth?

Shen: He is. I just want to give him more stuff he like.

Zhen: You has a sweet tooth TOO?!

Shen blushing: ... Maybe a little more than Tai Lung... Don't tell anyone.

*Later*

Po: Hey, Shen! Dude, big bro! Take sibas!

Tai Lung: My love, I have some nian gao. Let's eat together.

Shen: ...

Shen: *silently turns his head to Zhen*

Zhen: *gives a thumbs up with stupid smile like: "I take this!*

On a scale of bedroom to airplane how willing do you think Donald would be to tax evasion

I'm sorry if you've been waiting a long time for an answer

It is difficult to answer this question, because apparently we have two types of Donald in this matter

The first one, which is most visible in DT17, is the clumsy Donald

This Donald understands that taxes need to be paid, but due to failure (and lack of financial literacy), his debts only increase

The second Donald, we see him mostly in comics, is just a fool.

He does not pay his debts for only two reasons: he is too lazy and he has no money

But even if he has enough money, he will spend it on something else - expensive, but cool

About his escape from responsibility

I don't quite understand "from the bedroom to the airplane". So I'll just answer how he would run away.

The clumsy Donald is too afraid of collectors, so he tries in every possible way to hide and run away from them, but if he is given a choice between continuing such a life and flying away from on an airplane, then he will choose, gnashing his teeth, to continue

The irresponsible Donald will choose the plane, even if he hesitates

I hope this answer was enough, if not, then be sure to tell me

Have a good time! ~

Pete is on the phone: So, that's why I think..

PJ: DAD!!

Pete: What the-..

PJ: DID YOU FUCK A DUCK?!

Pete without hesitation: YES!! AND MORE THAN ONCE!

PJ: OH MY GOODNESS!!

The Phantom Blot on the line: Why...

(♥ω♥*)

Not bad, Peacock

I don't know how the nerve attack works, or if u can like...turn it down a notch if u want, but this was a good prompt my friend @artsarasp gave me the other day

It's scary!

Donald had to go on an "exciting" expedition with his uncles again. Only no one told him that the expedition would be in the cave! In any case, it's not his fault that he's scared, so don't let them be outraged! Especially Scrooge...

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Donald swallowed. His knees bent slightly reflexively. His muscles tensed, and his fingers tightened on the straps of his backpack.

"Why does this cave look so intimidating?" — the question just popped into my head, as I immediately felt the impact of someone's particular cane.

— Come on, you bum! Move your legs! — Scrooge barked as usual and confidently headed into the cave.

"Tyrant." — Donald stated the fact in his head. Suddenly, Po felt a hand on his shoulder.

— I hope you haven't forgotten why we're here, right, Donald? — Ludwig was smiling cheerfully and expectantly.

— Yes, don't worry about it, Uncle Ludwig.. — Donald smiled awkwardly, regretfully recalling how throughout the 12-hour flight on the plane, while he was preparing their bags, Uncle Ludwig talked nonstop about this cave.

"Why can't we just say that there are treasures and possible pools of diamonds and oil?" — Donald still didn't know how oil and diamonds could be in the same place. Or as lucky as you can be...

— Great! Then I don't think it will be too difficult for you. — Ludwig cheerfully pinched one cheek of his nephew with his hand, and kissed the other.

— How long have you been there?! — After Scrooge's scream from the cave (how long and far is he in there?) Ludwig and Donald walked quickly.

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— How long do we have to go? — trying to hide the tremor in his voice (with a failure), Donald asked, looking around fearfully.

— Don't complain, Donald. You're not a little duckling anymore. — Ludwig said the last sentence in a joking manner.

— I will always be a duckling, Uncle Ludwig. — The sailor rolled his eyes and smiled. It usually annoys him when he is teased or treated like a child, but in this situation it calms him down.

— Surprisingly, it's a really good idea, nephew. — For the first time in the cave, Scrooge said something.

But why did he say that? Donald was about to say something, but then the light of Scrooge's flashlight fell on my bats, which flew searchingly at three ducks.

— WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAK!!! — Donald's reaction was not long in coming.

Scrooge was only a little grateful, because his scream scared away the bats. He turned around to assess the condition of his nephew and son-in-law.

And... This made him jealous. Again.

Donald hugged Ludwig's neck with his eyes closed, legs tucked under him, while Ludwig himself looked very surprised.

The professor noticed the expression on his brother-in-law's face. He narrowed his eyes and smiled slyly.

— Shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh~ — he hugged the sailor, thereby pressing him even closer to himself (much closer?!) and kissed him on the forehead — It's just bats, don't be afraid~

Scrooge's face became more and more red and distorted due to anger and jealousy. He gripped the cane with such force that it might have broken if the remaining strength had not gone to restrain himself.

He abruptly grabbed Donald with his cane and pulled him away from Ludwig.

— Enough of these stupid games! — Scrooge took him possessively by the hand and pulled him forward. — Time is money, and I don't want to waste either of them!

They continued on their way while Scrooge and Donald held hands. With some changes in appearance, when Donald hugged Scrooge out of fear.

At the same time, Ludwig, with a satisfied smile and hands behind his back, followed them, proud of his "prank".

In the Middle Ages, where Donald changes places with Della so that she becomes a knight and he becomes a princess, but Donald is kidnapped by pirate Pete

Scrooge: Bring back my nephew, you son of a-!

Donald sitting on Pete's lap: Hey, Uncle Scrooge, meet my boyfriend.

Pete: Hello.

Scrooge: ...

Della: *trying not to laugh*