Of Wolf! And Man!

waaaaaa my friends offered to cover my cancer treatment for me

waaaaaaa my brother in law died because of my nazi friends

waaaaaaa my wife fucked someone else because i cook meth and was otherwise a horrible husband

i am not a cocomelon parent you are going to sit down and watch ray toro on stage

oh my god he cant fucking read why is this gonna make me sob

we do NOT tolerate any slander about metallica bassist in this household ☝️

I think my favorite thing about this image is the fact that the doll shares his nasty ass white high tops

sorry Leigh Whannell but you’re wrong, sure his name isn’t Adam Faulkner-Stanheight but it isn’t Adam Radford either!!!! His name is Adam Saw

me when school is actually horrible and awful and not like the i'm not okay video at all

for me marvins last name is like those bits in cartoons when something absurdly comedic happens and we cant listen what the characters are saying. Like 'Hey nice to meet you, my name is marvin- *an absurdly loud bus passes by causing the audience to not hear the last name but somehow the other character catches it*. 'The reservation is under the name marvin- *the saxophonist playing at the restaurant has an incredibly loud solo*. 'Im whizzer brown and he is marvin- *someone sneezes and the conversation swiftly moves on*. 'My name is marvin btw, marvin- *the scene drastically changes*. like its supposed to make the audience mad they don't have this minuscule and useless piece of information just cause the writers dont want to share it.

creeping death!

"it was in 2020" oh so like a year or so ago. a couple years. im sorry 5? did you just say five? five years ago ?