getting my thoughts out on this because waiting until august 29th is actually killing me. i am an mcr5 truther, and here are some of my thinkings:
- the tour title is strange. i saw someone point this out a few months back, but it really got me thinking. the tour title isn’t “long live the black parade”— it’s ““long live”: the black parade”. those quotations indicate a separate title, and the colon signifies some kind of relation or ownership. why ISN’T it a general “long live the black parade”???? makes me wonder if it’ll be a black parade sequel of sorts with a continuation of lore. “the black parade” is the name of the album, but it’s also the name of the fictional, in-universe band. “the black parade” is technically a self-titled album. if you think that the lore continuation sounds stupid and crazy, look at tyler the creator. his albums have lore continuation, and it’s cool and people love it. but honestly, all of the things they’re putting randomly in quotations in those instagram captions are strange. “the concrete age”, “good boy”, and “opera”??????? those sound pretty song title-y to me.
- too many strange coincidences about a specific tour date.
THE JERSEY SHOW??? this show is #5 on the tour, first of all. smack dab in the middle. second of all, why does this show start at 5:15? all of the other shows start at either 6:00 or 7:00 pm. 5:15?? why is it 45 minutes earlier than the other shows, and was the :15 necessary??? I THINK SO. stick with me here. you can divide 15 by 5 a total of 3 times. now, if we add those 3 to the 1 from the starting hour and 1 from the number show on tour, we get 5 FIVES. on top of this, it’s in JERSEY?? MCRS ORIGIN??????? SOMETHINGGGG is going to happen at mcr nj.
in conclusion, mcr5 is real, it’s connected to the black parade, and it’s probably getting announced in new jersey.
you know i normally fuck with tubi, love that things crazy catalogue, but if you show me that fucking skin hat advertisement one more goddamn time i will not hesitate to uninstall and never use your services again. we are not friends. i will report you for terrorism
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Okay Walter White was actually pretty funny as a character bc he was so toxic that seasoned drug lords were like I cannot work w this man I have to put my mental health first
i support being a hater unless youre hating on something i enjoy and love and then you need to lighten up buddy wheres your sense of whimsy
actual nightmare blunt rotation
“Get his ass” Is so unreasonably funny to me. A huge win for the English language. Today’s version of “seize him” imo
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when i was younger i watched yo gabba gabba the mcr hyperfixation was inevitable
being an mcr fan has me saying insane shit like 'i want to go to new jersey'