This Sucks So Bad I Need To [remembers Suicide Jokes Only Worsen My Mental Health] Start A Meth Empire

hey if anyone is going to the chicago mcr date and hear a loud, bloodcurdling scream akin to that of someone being violently murdered in response to the band potentially playing emily or not that kind of girl live, that’s just me. my friend will drag my body out of the stadium don’t worry

i support being a hater unless youre hating on something i enjoy and love and then you need to lighten up buddy wheres your sense of whimsy

of wolf! and man!

*gets down on one knee* will you be my walter wife?

did i do it? did i do the meme right?

I love going on MCR tumblr to just do this together

I started watching dexter and it’s genuinely wild shit. His inner monologue will be like ‘this would be considered a kind action, if I had a heart. But unfortunately, I feel nothing inside. My chest is an empty cage, with no warmth inside it’ and he’s doing some shit like saving a puppy that almost got run over or something

“i’m gay!” “I’m straight!” “I’m bisexual!” I’m creeping death? Die by my hand? I creep across the land? Killing firstborn man?