WHEN I TELL YOU I WHEEZED SO HARD
AWKWARD SEX MOMENTS WITH THE HAIKYUU BOYS
warnings: NSFW. mentions of vaginal sex, anal, menstruation, blowjobs, fingering, nipple play, car sex. plus swearing and a lot of secondhand embarrassment
author’s note: this is just a lil fun brain dump because i KNOW that for all the filthy smut we have on the boys, we need a lil laugh too <3
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Echoes
tw: death, suicide, hallucinations, implied sex, implied alcohol abuse, blood (nothing too crazy, but there is a bit)
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happy birthday someone
a collection of some of my favorite homestuck quotes pt. 3
Bnha | Dabi and Hawks | Animation (part 1)
I tried haha
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neither of them will remember this
((this is before theyre even dating))
#growingupwithstrictparents
-not being able to fucking get a haircut, not even think about dying your hair
-having your phone confiscated for a night, days, or even a week
-getting a strong argument about you having a password
-having to hide every single thing, even if it’s not necessary
-being used to lie and doing it so often you don’t actually realize
-falling sleep after crying, just because they turned off the wifi
-knowing exactly how to move in your bed so your bedsheets don’t make any suspicious sound and they don’t think you’re still awake with your phone
-being an instant sleep simulation master
-cleaning loads of chats and photos from your own fucking phone
-getting a 2 hours explanation on why I shouldn’t follow that meme page that promotes those kind of inappropriate jokes
-“mom can I go to the park with (friend)?”
“no, it’s dangerous, you can be kidnaped on the park. Why doesn’t she come here?”
-“is there going to be a girl?”
-watching that series In secret because they won’t let you do it
-not being able to cut your hair, dress with what you want, or even think what you want
-freedom of expression? Whats that
-they don’t close the godamn door
-you can’t even use earphones
-crying at 3 am bc it’s the time they aren’t asleep
-wanting to leave
YALL I'VE BEEN SOBBING-
dont come @ me for not properly warning you <3
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