He’s Not Impressed

Oh look, I found a summary of the entire Harry Potter series:

Friendly Reminder

Cal has a “arguing with mare” stance and it is that of someone going into physical battle

happy hogwarts battle day! friendly reminder that tom felton improvised this scene. it wasn’t in a single script. he did that for us. gay icon

thinking much thoughts. thoughts are happening in my silly brain <3

harry potter starts a youtube channel and all of his videos are called like:  

“STORY TIME: I WAS A TEENAGE CHOSEN ONE”

 “BABYSITTING MY FRIEND’S WEIRD DEAD HORSE (INVISIBLE)” 

“THERE ARE DARK WIZARDS TRYING TO KILL ME BUT ONLY THREE PEOPLE KNOW ABOUT MY HOUSE”

I want you all to know that an Arab Muslim from Tunis proposed the Theory of Evolution near 600 years before Charles Darwin even took his first breath. Don’t let them erase you.

i made a thing

WOULD LICK HER BACK UNTIL MY TONGUE DISINTEGRATES