Posessed-by-a-unicorn - My Respective Thoughts (and Other Shit)

Just to be clear, the Gender Recognition Reform Bill is wonderful and hardly the first time Scotland has shown up and shown out 🏳️‍⚧️

SHUSH LET ME COPE

(Based on this post)

love triangles can’t exist without at least 1 lgbt person. cishets just don’t know how shapes work

okay but that is just a common game in my world. did I miss something? I‘ve known this game such a long time, it‘s used especially for like improv exercises, like at school and stuff. do people not know it?

(now that people say it, it does sound kind of kinky tbh. but I swear I‘ve never known it in a kinky context before 💀)

1958 catboy party game by willa morley

FOOD HUBRIS BY COUNTRY america: believes their shitty local burger chain is a once-in-a-lifetime culinary experience because their mayo includes onion paste canada: if your poutine tastes better than the styrofoam plate it comes on you will discover the cold rage that lies under the canadian's polite exterior united kingdom: despite thriving and unique fusion cuisines spreading from the UK to the rest of the world in recent decades, when asked to think of 'british food' the average UK citizen will start a fight over whether cold beans with a modest side of white bread is haute cuisine france: McDo Ortolan Bunting italy: extremely mad about american versions of italian food. blissfully ignorant of what happens in brazil brazil: if the scientific genius applied to making cronenbergian pizzas were applied to anything else, brazilians would all be commuting to jobs on the moon. They have pizza that can feel pain russia: obviously mayonnaise is the perfect topping for all foodstuffs, this is solved. The question is what to put on top of mayonnaise, and it might never be answered germany: less a joke than a fact: the single most produced numbered Volkswagen part is a standardized currywurst

happy monday

this was inspired by a @/avesinhogwarts tik tok she’s made like AGES ago

tbf, the real rizz lord is remus, followed by marlene and peter

in the end the “few days” turned out to be barely 24 hrs lol

R: “oh look, it’s sirizz black!”

S: “you’ll pay for this reggie”

*a few days later*

S: “what do we have here? is it the infamous rizzulus artcurizz blaAAAA!”

R: “full name? really?”

S: “my BROTHER? how could you, prongs? this feels like-like…fucking incest!

everyone: “…”

J: “toujour pur?”

S: “don’t open your mouth again james. and button up that shirt you whore”

J: “yessir, sorry sir”

( @petalsofprogress i hope you can read it now!)

I’ve been thinking a lot about Destiel, since one of my friends said that she can just as easily ship Cas with Sam, since the three of them are the only characters that appear in every episode. She has a good point, but then I realised, the reason we ship Destiel more than Sastiel (nothing wrong with that btw) is because the way the show is written/edited/filmed makes everything to do with Cas connected to DEAN.

Who always calls Cas? (9x21, 5x14)

Dean

Who gets inordinately pissed at Cas, taking the things he does personally? (8x22)

Dean

Who does the weirdly long, eye sex contact thing with Cas? (8x7, 7x17, 7x21)

Dean

Who prays to Castiel, when things are going wrong, even when they don’t know if they can trust him? (8x17)

Dean

Who was Castiel trained to kill, when both brothers were a legitimate threat to the angels? (8x17)

Dean

Who gets all the romantic parallels of other lovers with Cas? (12x23, 6x20, 8x07)

Dean

Who is so beside himself with grief that he doesn’t think to care about a newborn baby, because Cas is dead? (12x23) And forgets everything but Cas when he’s stabbed? (9x03)

Dean

Who does Cas always look to when making declarations? (6x20, 12x23)

Dean

Who does the camera ALWAYS focus on when Cas reappears?  (8x21, 13x05)

Dean

Who did Castiel go to see before he made his Deal with Crowley? (6x20)

Dean

Who does Castiel come for, from the very beginning? (6x03, 6x21)

Dean

Who is the person that Cas hugs first after being apart from them for any length of time? (12x01, 9x21)

Dean

Who does Cas go on adventures/hunts with? (13x06)

Dean

When possessing Cas, who does Lucifer choose to taunt, even though he has a lot more history with Sam? (11x18)

Dean

And who do the other characters always pair Cas with? (7x23, 6x17)

Dean

When it comes to Castiel it is always, always, always, always, always, ALWAYS Dean… and that is why I believe in Destiel

Nächster Asterix Band hat einen römischen "Überläufer" namens Kindasus?