I know unrealistisch, aber funny. Also:
Hab ja heute Das fleißige Lieschen nochmal geschaut und im Krankenhaus wird Adam ja von ner Krankenschwester gefragt, ob der 'nette, junge Mann', der immer seinen Vater besuchen kommt denn sein Bruder sei und Adam antwortet ja einfach schnell mit "Ja", ums hinter sich zu bringen.
So. Die Szene, die wir alle wollen: Adam völlig fertig an Leos Krankenbett. Jetzt mal GANZ kitschig und übertrieben weitergesponnen. Leo wacht auf, Adam ist erleichtert, sie reden und (unrealistic but serving the plot) sie gestehen sich ihre Gefühle und küssen sich.
Entry: die Krankenschwester. Sie sieht wie Adam seinen 'Bruder' küsst und schleicht sich ganz langsam wieder zur Tür raus, sodass die zwei sie nicht bemerken. Draußen steht sie dann und starrt ins Nichts.
"Ich hab nichts gesehen."
Bonus points (and quoting my bestie): Sie ist vor Jahren zugezogen. "Das ist das Saarland, das ist normal."
These are various different ships and friendships, I’ve tried to keep a little variety, though almost all of them are canon era (there are only a few that aren’t) 😁 Non of them are ridiculously graphic in terms of smut, but there may be the occasional small bits and pieces. Some have very hefty trigger warnings. Always read the tags, kids.
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my favorite good-advice-in-the-form-of-a-meme was back on my dash so here’s this in honor of my favorite real winner
take my uquiz please and thank you
“the aftermath of the attack at the mckinnons, aka dorcas’ revenge mission”
i slayed so hard with the last post that i’m 90% sure this’ll flop but what can i say if not #sufferingfromsuccess
In most applications I think Bayesian reasoning is not that useful in everyday life, but I do think it would be pretty effective a strategy for like, planning the perfect murder. When people talk about committing the perfect murder they always come up with all this elaborate stuff like "oh we're gonna dissolve the body, blah blah", but the thing is, a ton of murderers don't get caught, and there are widely available statistics on every conceivable type of murder and just how likely it is to get solved. By going through all these statistics, you could not only plot a murder with a very low probability of getting caught, but get a quantitative estimate of just how likely you are to get caught and rationally weigh that against the expected pay off.
Someone should write a ratfic whodunit about this.
kermit is a butch and miss piggy is a femme and they are in lesbian love
had an idea last night
mostly reblogs - honestly, I can’t keep this organised. 🇩🇪🏳️🌈(they/she) Doctor Who - ??? - Maurauders - Merlin - Wednesday - and loads more
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