GUYS. DID YOU KNOW YOU CAN WRITE CHOOSE YOUR OWN ADVENTURE FICS ON AO3

im trying to go to sleep but i cannotttttt stop thinking about this and laughing

calm down guys, it's only the 8th

where is that cat with the kind and reassuring face

I was summoned

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Yeah you're right. It WOULD be pretty fucked up if you were a swan but you were raised by ducks and you grew up never seeing another swan or even knowing that such a thing as a swan even existed so you just thought you were a duck with something super wrong with it.

Honestly at this point the star wars Wikipedia is the only thing left that can still make me laugh

Ok, so I was reading this news story:

So far so normal, right? But then:

Like what. And then:

Like, I think Alaska State Trooper Ken Marsh wants to be a romance novelist. 

you know what, fuck you *unkills your character*