Me: *scrolling Tumblr*

BUG RACE

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A woman's place is on the battlefield

my favorite genre of photography is those awkward aotc photos

for example:

these both look like you walked in on a private conversation and they want you to leave. it evokes SOME kind of emotion in me

People who think sheep are killed for their wool are so hilarious to me. Does your barber slit your throat whenever you get a haircut?? Are you a returning customer to Sweeney Todd? Lmao it grows back, fools.

I was trying to find out if Kermit was eligible to be pope and I found a blog that says he's the perfect example of a catholic priest