Alright Everybody

Happy winter solstice! The light begins to return tomorrow!!

just made the best non-looping gif i think

Bartender: thanks for stopping that bar fight, spiderman. Can I get you a drink? It’s on the house

Peter: thank you, but I can’t

Bartender: why not

Peter:

Bartender:

Peter, trying not to give his age away: I’m pregnant

where is that cat with the kind and reassuring face

The person I reblogged this from deserves to be happy

I tried to scroll past this. I really did

Reminder for when he “saves” it. He was the one who wanted this, and now he gets to be the hero and win favour with young constituents. Don’t give him the credit for fixing his own problem.

Refuge.