The Inspiration

can i get a hell yea if you’re still gonna be wasting your time on this website in 2014

Sometimes I say self loathing things to my therapist and he looks at me dead in the eyes before saying “You fucking moron.” and tbh same

Why do people need subtitles to watch a show in English? I don't get it. What is wrong with the ears of young people?

me holding a gun to a mushroom: tell me the name of god you fungal piece of shit

mushroom: can you feel your heart burning? can you feel the struggle within? the fear within me is beyond anything your soul can make. you cannot kill me in a way that matters

me cocking the gun, tears streaming down my face: I’M NOT FUCKING SCARED OF YOU

good morning to these talented husbands who are both called david and wear the same outfits and to them ONLY

Had a dream where I won a baby at a carnival and took care of it and got attached and named it. And then somehow it got lost and then I woke up

nothing sexier than that picture with the italian players on top of eachother after the win and the english ones going through the 5 stages of grief in the back

I want to see how much of tumblr is ace

Pls reblog if u vote :)

I haven’t been able to get the full video but we just celebrated one of our steam locomotives turning 145 by chucking a chocolate cake into her firebox