Ngl joining the jedi order sounds like the ideal life to me because just imagine:
1. People regulate thier emotion and communicate to you logically. No need to understand social cues when you're an empath.
2. No pressure to marry, be in a romantic relationship and live in a nuclear household my entire life.
3. I can just?????? Help people?????? Without the extra cost of a system working me to the ground to achieve certain things????
4. No strings attached companionship and friendships? Amazing.
5. A caring and respectful community who council each other and accepts who I am as a person? Count me in.
6. Lightsaber go brrrrrrrrrr
7. Being able to do what I want career wise (Gardening, art, politics, piloting, exploring, childreering, medicine, teaching, etc.) without having to worry about money.
8. Tax fraud
Star Wars: How the prequel trilogy mirrored and rhymed the original
does anyone wanna hold hands until we feel a little braver
Gaius yelling with the door open: WHEN WILL YOU LEARN MERLIN THAT YOUR MAGIC IS A SECRET YOUR MAGIC MERLIN THE MAGIC YOU HAVE IS A SECRET MERLIN MAGIC-
The guards outside the chambers passing by:
Two days ago my husband said "...and he was pissed" and I said "don't say that around the kids!" so he corrected himself to "and he was liquid angry" and I've been laughing since
Me, fighting a yoga mom in the organic food market circa 2023: take your hand off that peach or I’ll vaccinate your children against polio
im quitting tumblr
glad that im not popular enough to have an evil shadow version of my blog that exists just to make contradictions on my posts