Today's Affirmations💌

Shoutout to the U.S. embassies in Austria, Chile, India, and South Korea who have directly ignored orders from the Trump administration in flying the pride flag

I was trying to find out if Kermit was eligible to be pope and I found a blog that says he's the perfect example of a catholic priest

I know I sound like your mom but you kids need to stop fucking vaping

Reblog to bonk your mutuals on the head every time they start thinking negatively about themselves

“the story started with them, and it will end with them.”

but am i talking about bkdk or itafushi?

YOU'VE JUST BEEN ISEKAI'D!

You know how it is. You were hit by a truck or fell from a great height, and now you're trapped in a fantasy land! Quick, spin this wheel to find out what you've reincarnated as!

Remember to show this to all your friends :)

“average person eats 3 spiders a year” factoid actualy just statistical error. average person eats 0 spiders per year. Spiders Georg, who lives in cave & eats over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted

<Reblog to get a sword.> o()xxx[{::::::::::::::::::::::::::::>

free him