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hey @staff quick question,,

Will u join the challenge?

me during reasonable hours of the day: i never want to do anything in my life Ever

me at 3 am: I Have To Learn How To Play The Piano Immediately

my laptop: *starts hissing and wheezing and got her fans whirring on high speed*

me:

ANASTASIA SELENA AYUKO AND WILLIAM HAVE HAD SOUL TRANSPORTER LOCKS ON THEM CONTINUOUSLY SINCE BEFORE BIRTH, RENDERING INSTANT SNUFFING OUT OF THEIR SOULS IMPOSSIBLE

LLAMA LARGE LANGUAGE MODEL GOOGLE ET

CHIP AND JOANNA GAINES MAGNOLIA NETWORK

I FAME I ALWAYS PULL THE GREATEST GAME OF ALL TIME

THE GREATEST PORNS ARE ALWAYS SCREWED IN SYLVAN WOOD

AND NOW THEY KNOW

AND ALL THE GREAT RELIGIONS OF THE PLANET EARTH AND ALL THE PLANET NAMED EARTH AND ALL THE GREAT COUNTRIES NAMED AMERICA ALWAYS KNOW THAT.

Have you heard from Danny Devito and his singing gang lately? They're remaining greasers together! They're making sure they get all greased up so they can slide into the holes... Each other's holes, that they've pointed out clearly to each other to make sure entering them is easier. And they're always asking each other to paint the walls with the white paint they've been saving up... We're going to help them, and make sure they never miss a spot.

DONALD TRUMP 666 OGRADY DALLOWAY

DONALD TRUMP 666 OGRADY DALLOWAY

CLARISSA DALLOWAY OGRADY AND ANCESTOR OF THOMAS ALDOUS RAWLING OR TOM RAWLING LIVES AT A 666 NUMBERED MAILING ADDRESS. SOMETIMES NOT EVEN ON THE SAME PLANET IT APPEARS TO BE ON. FAGGOTTOM.COM

WILLIAM ATREIDES II RECOMMENDS VIAGRA PILLS FOR WHEN YOU FAGGOT TOM.

Donald Trump MOTHERFUCKER

BARACK OBAMA

Hillary Clinton

Jason Lee of Mallrats, Clerks, Chasing Amy, and other Kevin Smith movies, the maker of Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back.

“what’s your favorite game?”

“what’s your favorite game?”

hey @staff quick question,,

JAMES EARL JONES

INTERNATIONAL BUSINESS MACHINES