Reblog If You Love Women

ME

litterally me about you ALL the time omg

me when you’re online

wonderfulll bc im pretty much always online

Do you like my pet monkey jimmy bob

oh i love him hes so cute

why did you unfollow me again do you hate me

IT WAS AN ACCIDENT!! i keep going between the web version and the app and im more used to the app and on the app the follow/unfollow isnt right next to the inbox im so sorry i dont hate you i love you very much

or you can eat me out

orrr.... we 69 😼😼

Doin' time by Lana del Rey needs more recognition 👹

or actually a long hug from you would heal me entirely I’m 100% sure

honestly me too 😣 i need you in my arms rn