Another 104 Days of Phineas and Ferb GIFs: Day 32
More train than dragon but I fold, metro train from the DC area cause public transit is cool
In honour of today's events let's bring this gem back
whats your type?
Fictional men written by women.
Everytime Tim fucks up he will point out something worse about the other Robins:
Bruce: You did what?!
Tim [muttering]: Went off against the Ivy on my own…
Bruce: Tim, you have a broken arm, two broken ribs, got poisoned and barely made it to the cave in time to get an antidote! You should have listened to me!
Tim: Well, at least I didn’t start a gang war just to prove my self worth like Stephanie…
Dick: Tim, you can’t punch a nine year old. I know he’s annoying and you’re hurting, but-
Tim: At least I didn’t beat him to bloody pulp and miserably failed when trying to destroy all of his accomplishments and sense of security in life, may I remind you, just because I was mad at my father.
Cass: You were being too violent. Get a hold of yourself, Tim.
Tim: Since the topic is violence, should I talk about that time Carrie a stuffed stick of dynamite in a woman’s pants? Oh, or maybe when Damian cut off a guy’s head and put a grenade inside his mouth!
Damian: You’re not good enough for the mantle of Robin, Drake. You’re the worst in between all of us. This is my destiny, you were just a place holder until father found someone better.
Tim: Sure, because I certainly am way worse than the two idiots that managed to get themselves killed wearing this costume.
Duke: Dude, I’m just saying that I don’t think that’s safe, alright?
Tim: Oh, because “Mister-I-constantly-jump-out-of-bridges-and-moving-cars" certainly is very qualified to give advice on safety of all things!
(He refuses to do this with Dick’s Robin, because in his head Richard Grayson is perfect)
Like hell do I need a cutesy slideshow saying things like “what’s up slut, it looks like you read 82 fics tagged with orgasm delay/denial this year, guess we found the raised Catholic” or “your top 5 ships were KinnPorsche, VegasPete, Villaneve, Hannigram, and Loustat, clearly all is not good in YOUR neighborhood holy shit”
I want to see how many of us there are because I’m feeling very alone in this world
fuck off 😭