I Mean Jesus Fucking Christ This Is Not Right

Pikachu’s reaction to finding out Team Rocket didn’t die on the St. Anne kills me every time

once a week i say to myself el problema es el capitalismo because of that one pic

You have been sentenced to death in a magical court. The court allows all prisoners to pick how they die and they will carry it out immediately. You have it all figured out until the prisoner before you picks old age and is instantly transformed into a dying old man. Your turn approaches.

xkcd is making a vowel hypertrapezoid

I want a Sanders Sides episode where logan finally has enough of the others bs and just drags them all into a classroom in the mind palace, assigns them seats, and then just lectures/teaches them. Powerpoint presentation, laser pointer, lab set up, and everything. “If ur all gonna act like children then so be it”

Everyone: *start bickering and speaking over logan*

Logan: *leans against his desk, arms crossed* I’ll wait

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Roman: this is boring can i just leave?

Logan: I dont know, can you?

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Logan: if no one volunteers to answer im just gonna pick one someone

Virgil: *nervously sweating while avoid eye contact at all costs*

Patton: *franticly waving his hand, half falling out of his seat*

Logan: Virgil

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Patton & Roman: *having a conversation and ignoring logan*

Logan: *chucks an eraser at each of them full force*

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Logan: i have a youtube video prepared for this… *can for the life of him figure out how to get the audio to work*

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Logan: Roman! I swear to god if you dont put your safety goggles on right now!

Roman: Logan! Its literally hot water and food dye-

Virgil: *wearing a lab coat, gloves, and 2 pairs of goggles, with a fire extinguisher at the ready* yeah dude safety first

FIRE IN THE HOLE!

it really do be like that sometimes, huh

(inspired by this comic right here)

You ever invite your coworker to watch you give birth just to spite a racist

So. The bitcoin conference was a complete failure. AND what's even better. There was a ball pit.