Can't Wait To Do This

…it is still 7:34am 😂

I want a Sanders Sides episode where logan finally has enough of the others bs and just drags them all into a classroom in the mind palace, assigns them seats, and then just lectures/teaches them. Powerpoint presentation, laser pointer, lab set up, and everything. “If ur all gonna act like children then so be it”

Everyone: *start bickering and speaking over logan*

Logan: *leans against his desk, arms crossed* I’ll wait

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Roman: this is boring can i just leave?

Logan: I dont know, can you?

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Logan: if no one volunteers to answer im just gonna pick one someone

Virgil: *nervously sweating while avoid eye contact at all costs*

Patton: *franticly waving his hand, half falling out of his seat*

Logan: Virgil

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Patton & Roman: *having a conversation and ignoring logan*

Logan: *chucks an eraser at each of them full force*

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Logan: i have a youtube video prepared for this… *can for the life of him figure out how to get the audio to work*

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Logan: Roman! I swear to god if you dont put your safety goggles on right now!

Roman: Logan! Its literally hot water and food dye-

Virgil: *wearing a lab coat, gloves, and 2 pairs of goggles, with a fire extinguisher at the ready* yeah dude safety first

The Wolf of Wall Street guy, a convicted money launderer, is now an NFT guy

GitHub Copilot, the technology that will replace programmers. Also GitHub Copilot…

Shout-out to everyone who got bullied a fuckton in school but tuned out most of it because you didn’t understand social stuff and because sometimes it took WEEKS to even realise, “Oh. They were being mean.”

They need to make more men like this 😔

scientists in media: we have engineered a brand-new sentient lifeform in our lab but we treat it like an object with cold detachment and refer to as Specimen 1-A and subject it to horrible tests without remorse

scientists in reality: we built two robots that will leave Earth and never return and their names are Percy and Ginny and we gave Percy a family portrait of all our other Mars robots to take along with it and when the anniversary of its landing comes around we’re working on teaching it to sing itself “happy birthday” like we did for the other robot and–