So I Read Master And The Apprentice And Oh My God

op <3

the original 2015 graphic novel is more insane than the movie cuz like

exhibit A: nimona expresses liking pizza and ballister at first refuses her asking to order in because the delivery to his mindfuck nowhere lair is expensive . later, when an accident happens and nimona gets upset, he remembers that she liked pizza and offers to order in . if that isnt dad behavior idk what that is (im fatherless)

exhibit B :

they went to a science expo slash carnival . they went undercover . a stand seller mistakes them for a father & son and they just... went with it . he carries nimona around . what the fuck man

exhibit C :

ballister freaks the FUCK out when she gets injured way more than he did in the movie and then proceeds to play board games with her to cheer her up

oops hit tumblr picture limit i will continue my dad ballister propaganda in the reblogs

my gender is picking “woman” on a form but feeling kinda weird about it

shout out to my gaydhd pals

we may not remember things but we sure are cute

then you never really knew me at all

sigh. spider-wan

And now the bard’s items! Click for better quality, and the other tables are on my blog. More to come!

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