"Sex Is What Makes Us Human" Is Stupid. Almost Every Species Fucks. Humans Are The Only Species That

ah. right. no need to panic

Random child: *touches Malleus' horns* "SO COOL I WANT HORNS TOO"

Sebek: "HOW DARE YOU-- YOU WILL PAY FOR THIS WITH YOUR LIFE--"

Malleus: "It's alright, Sebek..." *breathe in, breathe out* "I forgive--" *LIGHTING STARTS EXPLODING AROUND THEM* "I'm fine, I am a mature person... Actually, I'll make you pay for this! 🤗" *EVERYBODY STARTS PANICKING AND TELLING HIM TO CALM DOWN*

Meanwhile, Malleus with prefect who gropes him everyday:

Reblog if your blog is boopable-safe so you can get all the (probably new) achievements. I don’t care about notes I just want boops

It's not that I don't want to visit, it just wasn't on the list I made in my head

Go girl, give us nothing

I've noticed this a lot more lately online as the years go by, and it's hard to put it into words, but... It seems like most people have started viewing literally everything as "problematic". You wanna talk to your friends? You're toxic and you shouldn't expect their downtime. You like dark themes? Well, you probably like that irl too and you should be arrested 😊

Like, I really don't understand- 😭

He angy.