Punkmilo - Putrefaction

can someone hire me as a lighthouse keeper. my grip on reality is soooo stable and i will behave so normally under conditions of extreme isolation. and i promise i wont try to fuck the light

She let me hit it because I solved her riddles three

WHAT IS GOING ON.

Sure you're "child free" now. But in 20 years when your riches are vast and you rule with an iron fist you're gonna feel real fucking embarrassed when you're ready to be usurped and the only guy scheming enough to poison your wine Is a weird cousin with vague familial connections instead of your flesh and blood idiot son that wants the throne a few years sooner

TONIGHT. WE’RE DRINKING FROM THE POND.

these mfs always best friends @cowboylesbianism