I Need To Get Laid Or Alternatively Be Put Down Like A Rabid Dog But I Seriously Cannot Keep Acting Like

i love how delusional some articles of clothing are, like you read the tag and its like “hand wash only/tumble dry on low” son you are a cotton tshirt. youre going in the warsh and whatever happens in there is in gods hands

The Kiss of Life - A utility worker giving mouth-to-mouth to co-worker after he contacted a low voltage wire, 1967

Oh, the mortifying ordeal of being known

bites down on the atom i have secretly stored in a false tooth and explodes in a nuclear blast

quora please stop emailing me

“two tickets for the barbie movie please”

There are two basic arguments for shutting the fuck up about cishets at Pride.

First: What if a trans kid asks their parents to show their support by attending Pride with them? What if a lesbian can only attend pride if she gets a ride from someone and the only person willing and able to drive her is her straight brother? What if a bi disabled person can't attend a large outdoor event without hands-on assistance from their straight partner? What if someone just wants to bring their fucking friends? What if, contrary to popular tumblr discourse, most queers don't inhabit perfectly pure social bubbles populated only by other queers? What if it's none of your business?

Second and perhaps more important: If you think you can tell that someone is CIS, let alone HET, by LOOKING at them, you are a cop and an idiot.

this was in response to a now deleted tweet by an adult about disney channel “falling off” and I think about it all the time when people my age complain about teen media

universities in america are called Michigan University and universities in england are called Our Lady Beverly's Dunwich Moor Academy For Gifted Little Boys

18th century ottoman and indian daggers with sheaths