Max Oppenheimer (1885 –1954) Salome, Oil On Canvas 1919

im easily enraptured by violence and bloodshed

will you please take my whimsical ass seriously

my stripper name is pete

Girls will say "I just need to lie down for a little while" and then sink into a muddy river and get all their hard.tissues replaced with mineral deposits

the women in my bluetooth headphones sounds mad at me :(

"no kink in public don't walk your partner on a leash where other people might see" and just let him run into the fucking road??????

me: if I become the evil overlord I will never harm my minions

[5 years later]

highly throwable imp: hoohoohee

me: hmm