Naming The Female Razor Brand Venus Is So Personally Offensive To Me....you Think Venus The Goddess Of

its important to do this every time a museum or school thinks this is a good idea

me: if I become the evil overlord I will never harm my minions

[5 years later]

highly throwable imp: hoohoohee

me: hmm

felt compelled to make this. Sorry guys

Bass Amateur Shop

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booty shorts that say 'i <3 heavily sexualized catholic imagery' on the ass

there's literally nothing tackier to me than guys who say they want a "goth gf" when what they mean is they want a gf who wears AliExpress thighhighs

Getting my girlfriend knightpreg and when she delivers you hear a muffled "Tally ho!" and the baby rides out of her pussy fully armored riding a foal.

having a prettyboy do my eyeliner would fix me

Albert York, 1967