Ilove Not Letting Cars Gofirst When I Cross Thestreet Like Yesi'm Have The Right Ofway, I'ma Pedhead,

Today I learned that cuttlefish experience REM sleep, and that it makes their skin flash random colors. This is the cutest thing ever.

"the writer's strike could stop the MCU from making new movies for months!" fuck dont dirtytalk me like that. it's only 9:34 am

your mom called i told her you're fucking up big time

google search how to cough up the ball of grief that's been stuck in your stomach since birth

Luis Caballero

one must imagine sisyphus big naturals

The Studio Wall by Adolph von Menzel (1872)

your fresh piercings love lake water they need it to grow and thrive

an incomplete collection of tweets i consider to be short poems