The Doctor Emotionally Monologuing At The Daleks And Then It Cutting To Shots Like This Is One Of My

I say shit like "If my memory serves me" knowing damn well it serves the dark lord

Shoutout to the fairy who passed these out to my table and then just completely disappeared

can you imagine how freaky shark mermaids would be like unlike sharks, shark mermaids would have actual arms/hands and could rely on touching things with their hands to see if they’re prey rather than having to bite like sharks do. like youre just swimming in the ocean and suddenly you feel a strong grip on your leg, you freak the FUCK out because uh what????? the fuck??? youre swimming alone in the ocean??

a head pops out of the water, dorsal fin pointed from its back and it just points at you and says in a low whisper: “i thought you were a seal. please dont swim alone like this, im sorry i scared you i just wanted to see what you are” and then disappears back into the depth. what the fuck.

maybe the real cask was the friends we led into the basement and trapped in a wall along the way

And what about it

capitalism breeds innovation

i think if jessie and james teamrocket transitioned theyd just switch their names and call it a day. or this already happened. this is my one true belief

Dark Eco

I love how there's a thick, dark substance deep within the earth that was formed by the deaths of billions of lifeforms and has been trapped there for millions of years, that when harvested can weild such great powers that leaders are willing to start wars and slaughter millions just for it, however using said powers causes the very weather of our world to become corrupted, and yet we decide to name it after fucking olive juice.

the attitude of Animals Don't Have Internal Experiences As Full And Complex As Humans has, I feel, less to do with underestimating animals and more to do with vastly overestimating humans. most of my day i'm going on instinct and muscle memory and i doubt you're any different